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BDS 279: The Price Of The Fetus Went Up!

Rod and Justin discuss listener feedback, Jimmy Butler, Cleveland firing everyone, Pitino wants to coach, DJ Durkin fired, Red Sox news, NFL trades, Eric Reid wants all the smoke, model forced to cover up during 6ers game, Evander Kane getting sued, Kellen Winslow claims innocence, Steve Kerr concerned for safety and Roland Griffin delivers the hands to a coach.

5 Comments

  1. rodimusprime

    What up Rod and J-Melo Anthony?

    With all that’s happened this week in the NFL and NBA I have a question for both of you. What’s the most hilarious “life comes at you fast” sports story so far this year? I’m thinking it’s the accelerated decline of Carmelo Anthony, but a runner up for me might be the gradual turn against Matthew Stafford in Detroit. It’s funny when everyone wakes up and smells the white mediocrity paired with a lack of career success. It’s even funnier when the masses are late to the party. This week Matthew’s wife told fans and the media to “shut the hell up” if they don’t know how to better run a football team through a deleted IG post.

    Anyway, keep up the great work guys.

    Peace,
    Duke

  2. Dr_Doughstax

    Howdy Rod and the Cleveland Javs,

    I hope all is well.

    The Cavs let Denis Schroder put up a hot 28 points on them the other day and this Saturday are likely gonna let fucking Zach Levine hang 50 on them. Jordan Clarkson was a mere rebound and two assists away from the saddest triple double ever. Remember when Tristan said the East runs through Cleveland? Should he have been checked for the CTE?

    The Browns got rid of Josh Gordon and every time I see him flourishing, I get sad. How you gonna trade a crackhead for getting hurt from something that *wasn’t* drug related?

    Can’t wait to watch these niggas lose in overtime next week to the bye week. Goddamnit.

    I’ve been listening to that Gladiator podcast about Aaron Hernandez and good goddamn, that dude was out here wilding. Tim Tebow covering for Hernandez took me a bit by surprise, but made me wonder: is Tim Tebow a fake ass man of god? Like Tebow came off sounding like one of those folks who says he’ll pray for someone after they do some fuck shit.

    Cuz if Tebow was covering for Hernandez, he probably was covering for the rest of those niggas. Seriously, Janoris Jenkins, The Pouncy Twins, Percy Harvin and Aaron Hernandez all played together. No wonder Urban Meyer loved Tebow: he was great at football and not out here shooting folks or moving weight.

    I hope y’all have a great day and weekend y’all, peace!

  3. Amani

    Hey Rod and J. Mayweather

    So it looks like Floyd had a little trouble reading the fine print contract he signed with that kickboxer. Who would have guessed there would be some fundamental problems there?

    But I just wanted to be the first one to welcome Jerry Richardson back to the cookout! You see old Jerome donating $5 million for the Charleston nigga museum like nothing’s come out about him? Are they gonna have a wing in the building where you have to call him Mister when he walks by? He gonna inspect all the exhibits personally? Make sure the jeans are nice and tight?

    And it looks like Adam Silver is on board with Justin’s lightskin pettiness and we’re getting the All-Star draft on television this year. I just want to see the room if someone drafts KAT before Jimmy Butler. We can even get CJ on the same roster as KD so he finally know what’s going on the top of things. And how high does NBA assist leader Kyle Lowry go now that he’s free from Demar Derozan?

    P.S. Rod, how many times did your dad text you watching that Duke game? That team looks like it could be a problem!

  4. Anonymous

    Hey rod and jichael Jordan,

    1. Was that mj commercial a troll or what? I mean I had a feeling on first watch it was gonna take a sharp turn! Low and behold, it was promo for Brady and Rodgers!!! I think he only decided to do a “greatest” commercial because of the conversation when it come to him and the king!

    2. Speaking of trolls, so jr and his supreme tat has been catching splinters on that bench! Now he wants out! Who can blame him? The way they playing, little finger got out and he calling next like it’s the Y. Where do you think he would end up? And nba team or a night club? #hennygod

    3. I know we 10-15 games into the season, but have you guys noticed some of these box scores? I’ve seen a good amount of games with scores north of 130! And I’m not even talking bout golden state.I’ve seen teams like the kings and hawks who aren’t suppose to be that good, put up 130/145 and win! It’s early yes but is this cool, ok, good for the league?

    4. Lastly Justin’s lakers are underperforming as of now and luke Walton probably ain’t long for the job, regardless of what magic is saying, if he does get fired, who steps in? Or do you think he will ride out the season?

    Over and out

    Fyahworks

  5. fyahworks

    Hey rod and jichael Jordan,

    1. Was that mj commercial a troll or what? I mean I had a feeling on first watch it was gonna take a sharp turn! Low and behold, it was promo for Brady and Rodgers!!! I think he only decided to do a “greatest” commercial because of the conversation when it come to him and the king!

    2. Speaking of trolls, so jr and his supreme tat has been catching splinters on that bench! Now he wants out! Who can blame him? The way they playing, little finger got out and he calling next like it’s the Y. Where do you think he would end up? And nba team or a night club? #hennygod

    3. I know we 10-15 games into the season, but have you guys noticed some of these box scores? I’ve seen a good amount of games with scores north of 130! And I’m not even talking bout golden state.I’ve seen teams like the kings and hawks who aren’t suppose to be that good, put up 130/145 and win! It’s early yes but is this cool, ok, good for the league?

    4. Lastly Justin’s lakers are underperforming as of now and luke Walton probably ain’t long for the job, regardless of what magic is saying, if he does get fired, who steps in? Or do you think he will ride out the season?

    Over and out

    Fyahworks

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