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BDS 361: Justin’s Favorite Cakes

Rod, Justin and Karen discuss listener feedback, Lou Williams getting wings, Thibs coaching the Knicks, Joe Kelly the GAWD, Kyrie starts fund for WNBA players, NBA players work around the bubble, Chad Johnson triggers Evelyn, Robin Givens, Lebron helping get out the FL vote, Adam Wainwright, Larsa Pippen gets a bag, Dana Stubblefield found guilty of rape, Mike Ditka racism, Michael Kopech files for divorce, Dwight Howard custody battle, Keisha Knight Pulliam child support battle, Malachi Capers shot, NBA China scandal, Iggy getting roasted on Twitter by Aerial Powers, D Wade not scared of the haters, Washington Football Team gear, Tyson fight PPV price, Patrick Mahomes balling, Naomi Osaka claps back on haters, NCAA to allow athletes to wear social justice messages, Chad Ochocinco played on Viagra, Dak Prescott g/f wishes him happy bday, Wanda Icard on her oral skills, Draymond Green stupid, Woj understands his suspension, Iowa racist, MLB can suspend cheaters, 20-21 NBA season could take place in the bubble, 21 NFL players got that Covid and Michael Porter Jr conspiracy theory.

9 Comments

  1. rodimusprime

    Hey Rod, Karen, and Jozzie Guillen,

    I have several random bubble inquiries for y’all: Who in the bubble doing these niggas braids and twists??? Who lining them niggas up???

    How many game winners have been hit right in Paul George’s face?? Lock down defender where? You attempt the game winner of Paul George and it’ll be wetty lol. I love to see it. I don’t give a damn. Okay.

    It should also be no secret that the free agency talk is happening daily amongst players in that bubble. I wonder what’s going through the minds of the decent players of teams that didn’t meet the bubble criteria. Like what’s good with John Wall? Living in the DC area it’s hard to imagine him playing here once his contract is up. And I actually like the Knicks hate because I hate them niggas more than y’all ever could lol. Them bytch ass niggas deserve it okay?!?! Fukking up my childhood. I’m lucky I had my Yankees and NYGiants. And I take years long breaks from them and watch a game here or there when I see the score tightening in the fourth quarter knowing the knicks finna lose. There’s no delusions here. We Knick fans know what we got ourselves into and some of us know how to healthily navigate their bullshyt. Or whatever lol.

    I saw that the Dream and Mercury players were wearing “Vote Warnock” shirts for pregame warmups. Raphael Warnock is running against Kelly Loeffler for Senate. You know Kelli Loeffler…..the co-owner of the Dream that said she opposes the Black Lives Matter movement. I hope she sells that team but white people don’t just sell assets when they’ve transgressed. You gotta take their asset or force them to sell with aggressive moves. We’ll see what the future holds for her. She better lose that race but I’m not so sure with Kemp and his voter rights restrictive antics.

    Baseball is boring outside of the playoff homerun derbies however I love baseball beef because it’s so behind the scenes sometimes and wild petty. There’s a clip of former manager Ozzie Guillen talking about how much he hates Nick Swisher and how he’s fake. Also said Swisher probably doesn’t like him either lol. The New York sports radio hosts and ESPN lovvvvve the ‘Mickey Mouse/Goofy awww shucks/ I Just Love Baseball Nick Swisher bs’ but I am leaning Ozzie’s way here. Even when he was on the Yankees I used to be turned off by the lack of authenticity. Swisher being a yankee made people hate the Yankees even more. Usually that’s kept behind closed doors and know around the league but Ozzie said that on ‘Baseball Tonight’ or some shyt like that.

    Y’all stay safe and healthy,
    Kemdoc

  2. Dr_Doughstax

    What it dooskie, Chef Rod, Queen Karen and Jelly Loeffler,

    Do you know how much you have to fuck up for both the opposing team *and* your own team to wear shirts saying they want you fired from your day job? Loeffler got WNBA players saying they want her fired on her day off at *both* her jobs! You love to see it, shouts out the Atlanta Dream and Chicago Sky for the “Vote Warnock” shirts. Eye can’t say I’m surprised that Loeffler crossed her own players and the WNBA as a whole though, I mean, she is a Republican so her morals as lopsided and crooked as her line of sight. But maybe that’s why Loeffler owns a basketball team; not needing to turn her head to see both ends of the court sounds pretty useful.

    I’ve long thought that because America has a very particular brand of anti-intellectualism and specifically sports are supposed to champion our most important values, it would logically follow that anti-intellectualism have a solid base in both football and baseball. How the fuck else does the MLB explain away not having a plan for team Roan outbreaks? Or how does John Gruden think faking the Rona to his players is somehow a good lesson in readiness? Or Denver doing some security/hygiene theater by spraying the players with disinfectant, even though that ain’t how Rona spreads? At least we got basketball.

    Speaking of the NBA, they did bring barbers down there, right? James Harden looking like that uncle that rolled outta bed and ain’t even even brush his hair cuz he was running late for something. Did y’all see Melo hit the Rockets with that dagger?! Y’all how good it felt to add that to my list of things Daryl Morey was wrong about?

    Prior to his injury, what did y’all make of Philly moving Ben Simmons to the 4? It’s Philly so in the long term it wasn’t going to work, but is that Philly giving up on the idea of this big nigga ever shooting the fucking ball? Ben Simmons should start a podcast called “Filled Up the Lanes” cuz that seems like his best contribution.

    I hope y’all have a great and safe weekend. Thanks as always for the great show!

    Niggas only, only niggas,

    Dough

  3. rodimusprime

    What’s up Rod, Karen and J Issac,

    They say be careful what you ask for and I feel like Jonathan issac found out the hard way. He said he wouldn’t take a knew for BLM because of Jesus. So Jesus took his knees. But seriously I don’t have a problem with people who don’t take a knee but when ever asked about it they always do what is called Spiritual Bypassing by bringing up that God loves us all and that BLM is against “Christian values”. I also loved the fact that Taylor Rooks asked the question that only a black journalist would ask. Also Gary Patterson the TCU football HC pulled a Boondocks by telling his player to stop saying nigga by saying nigga. Now this would be the worst transgression of a football HC this week if it wasn’t for the Colorado State HC who has been accused of hiding COVID tests and punishing players who are sick by taking away playing time. Just another reason on why I don’t see how there can be football. But anyway sorry if this was long and if my sentences were run on. I was writing this at work. Love the show as always.

    -Jeff

  4. Kemdoc

    Who y’all think wins a fight between Kyle ‘draggin that wagon’ Lowry and Aaron ‘Struggle Braids’ Gordon?? Apparently they got into in one of them games I refuse to watch (saw the smoke on twitter though). While walking to the benches for a timeout, Aaron called Kyle a bytch and Kyle said 832 is my room number?? Gotta love it I guess.

  5. fyahworks

    Yo yo Rod, Karen, and Justin cole!
    1. The light skins are winning!!!! First a shoe deal with puma, now a tryout with the pistons? Why the hornets ain’t offer one to jermaine? Rod have you seen the supreme dreams ig clip about the j cole shoes?

    2. So can that Ray Lewis clip now be applied to baseball players? Toronto blue jays catcher was caught with his pants down, literally in Florida strip mall parking lot, jacking off . He told the police he made sure no one was around before he went to work! Guess he was catching more than baseballs!

    3. So I guess the rock had 15 million that dropped in his couch, cuz this Nigga decided to buy the xfl and keep that shit going! Must be nice to have money to throw away!

    4. Lastly, how have you guys be enjoying the nba season thus far??

    Have a great weekend
    Always a pleasure talking to you guys

    Fyahworks Out!!

  6. fyahworks

    J cole tryout for Detroit
    Reese McGuire jacking off in Florida
    The rock buys xfl. For a light 15 mill

    Yo yo Rod, Karen, and Justin cole!
    1. The light skins are winning!!!! First a shoe deal with puma, now a tryout with the pistons? Why the hornets ain’t offer one to jermaine? Rod have you seen the supreme dreams ig clip about the j cole shoes?

    2. So can that Ray Lewis clip now be applied to baseball players? Toronto blue jays catcher was caught with his pants down, literally in Florida strip mall parking lot, jacking off . He told the police he made sure no one was around before he went to work! Guess he was catching more than baseballs!

    3. So I guess the rock had 15 million that dropped in his couch, cuz this Nigga decided to buy the xfl and keep that shit going! Must be nice to have money to throw away!

    4. Lastly, how have you guys be enjoying the nba season thus far??

    Have a great weekend
    Always a pleasure talking to you guys

    Fyahworks Out!!

  7. rodimusprime

    What up nig nogs! I hope you all are doing well, and staying safe out here in the ‘Ronaverse. I just wanted to write in to ask you all what you think of the NBA Restart so far? I think it’s been great and I’m happy they’ve done such a great job of pulling it all together. I was skeptical when they first announced the plans for the Bubble/Campus. It felt like the league was biting off more than they could chew, but to date, it’s been air tight and very efficient. Also, the games have been really good. Much better than I thought they’d be at this point. What are some of the things that have stood out to you guys so far? What do you think of the video walls, virtual fans, PA Announcers, piped in noise, etc? I feel like that level of attention to details has really made these games feel “real”. Anyway, that’s it for now. I’ll holla at y’all. Peace!

    LB

  8. Amani

    Hey Rod, Karen, and JCAA

    These young boys are realizing their power and they’ve got schools out here running sick! You have to applaud the scope of the We Are United campaign’s demands and the fact they’re willing to sit out the season that we all see they shouldn’t be playing in the first place. And then these coaches are out here reacting like they took a Chris Balls testicle foul.

    Washington State’s coach is getting recorded all but telling kids they’re not gonna be on the team next year if they sign up. I would put his name on blast, but this dude just got to campus and hasn’t even coached a game yet. And from the looks of things he might not make it to his first one. Then you have players from Colorado State saying they’ve been told NOT to report symptoms of Covid and the school is lying on contact tracing reports so they can keep the team practicing. And somehow folks are mad at the kids for trying to protect themselves from the white men profiting off their backs. Wild.

    But I know Rod is ready for the new season of Ballers!! We back baby! Spencer buying the XFL is exactly the type of shit they would do, and now The Rock does it in real life? Just play the theme song before every game and folks won’t be able to turn it off.

    Alright y’all hope everybody had a great week. Justin I need you to get down to Orlando ASAP so you can take Danny Green’s spot in the rotation. Ya boy is out here making LeBron’s job harder and we’ve got too much invested in getting this next ring!

  9. LotusFlower

    I enjoyed hearing you guys talk about your favorite foods. Karen, have you thought about bringing back Lip Smackin Good: Covid Edition, Where you review food that you order in?

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