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132: Pity On These Haters

Rod and Karen are joined by Will and Justin to discuss Brandon Davies, shady internet haters, stupid tweets, how Lupe played it wrong, bidneh men, The NFL combine, Gas is too high, nosey coworker, Charlie Sheen, pampers and Facebook, farm jacking, riding on the hood, Facebook causing divorce, mom on the bus, stunning child discipline, maggots in McDonalds, dog lover and hater shout out.

Intro: Blow Up – J. Cole
Outro: All I Do I Win – DJ Khaled

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131: Shep the Greatest Of All Time

 

Rod and Karen are joined by Ed The Sports fan to discuss sports radio, NBA trades, the greatest fictional athletes of all time, tasing a kid, Disney sexual assault, online romance gone wrong, earthquake taunter, gun on a bus, peeing on the chicken, day care set up, teacher dog sex, gay guard rejected and Birdman ain’t tripping.

Intro: Regulators – Warren G
Outro: Big Pimping – The Dogg Pound

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130: The Write In Show


 

Rod and Karen discuss listener feedback.

Intro: 1,2 Step – Ciara
Outro: Hard – Rihanna

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129: The Whole Al Green Story


Rod and Karen are joined by Will and Justin to discuss an apology to Josheed, bed jealousy, the real Al Green Story, black movie reviews, little kid in Rated R movie, simple interviews, how to fix the economy, middle east and gas, waiting on Batman, popular rappers, BGC on Da Ox, Facebook stalking, Thin Mint fight, gun buyer, on time to work, 30 items in the butt, Chris Brown is free, singled out, semen bandit is caught and spiking the juice.

Intro: Jetting – Digable Planets
Outro: Kiss of Death – Jadakiss

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Food For Random Thoughts

1.       Everything I learn about other cultures comes from porn. Did you know that Japanese people have pixelated genitalia? It’s true.

2.       I was at the gas station the other day getting some gas. You really do have to jump through a lot of hoops to get some gas. It’s like filling out a pop quiz. What is your zip code? Do you want debit or credit? Do you want a receipt? Would you like a car wash? Why didn’t you answer the phone when I called? Where were you last night? Let me see your Facebook password! You cheating on me nigga? I will cut your dick off!

3.       So it’s black history month and in observance of all of the sacrifices that my ancestors have made for me in order for me to be here doing this blog I’ve decide to call it “Call of Duty: African American Ops” for the rest of the month.

4.       I was reading an article for the podcast about a black man receiving a noose in his locker at his job. The noose supposedly was an “ominous message” as opposed to the friendly nooses for occasions like, “welcome to the neighborhood” or “happy birthday”.

5.       Instead of “how many people have you slept with” wouldn’t a better question be, “how many more people do you plan on sleeping with”?

6.     I am always slightly annoyed when rappers start their verses with “listen”.

As opposed to what? You already have my attention. I’m actually expecting you to rap at any moment. Do you think I just have the song on in the background and I’m turning it down when the words come on? Stop insulting my intelligence. That’s like me starting a blog post with “read this!”

7.       Look ladies, I don’t know what Bruno Mars is trying to convince you of but I won’t catch a grenade for you.  I might catch a cab for you. If it’s love then I would catch a plane for you. More than likely I’ll catch a movie and a bite to eat for you. I also won’t catch an STD or a case for you either.

8.       I have a friend who recently started a new job and she asked me for some advice. I was like, “On day one you walk up to the biggest mofo in that place. You look them right in the face and you knock them out in front of everyone. Let ‘em know you’re not to be messed with.” When I hung up I realized I had accidentally given her my prison advice speech. So if anyone is hiring in the Virginia area please contact [email protected]

9.       I was listening to a song by The Lox the other day and by the time I turned off the song I had been shot 18 times.

10.   JaRule is saying that his next album won’t have any derogatory references to women. I think the album will be somewhere between 10 and 20 minutes long.

11.   Hey conspiracy theorist if they let you say it on your podcast or blog then it’s probably not true. You’ll know you’re onto the truth when they come to kill you.

12.   Have you ever considered that Gucci Mane may have done his face like that because while you can steal a chain you can’t steal tattoo.

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128: WTF is JW Talking About?

Rod and Karen are joined by Tye Diamond to discuss cafeteria shutdown, relationship help desk, Josheed Wallace, is Drake gay, porn downloads, IHOP sadness, tipping, before pics, Al Green grits, Best Buy is shady again, niggapedia, JaRule grows up, Waka still alive, Royce on the way out, 70 year old prostitute, police brutality, toys on eBay, nuts in coffee, dared to shoot, 1.22 GPA and Maury causes a break up.

Intro: Oh and It’s Shaved – Brian Pumper
Outro: Salute – TI

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127: What About The Trees!?!

Rod and Karen discuss listener feedback.

Intro: That’s When You Lost – Souls of Mischief
Outro: Gotta Eat – Lupe Fiasco

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Rod and Karen are joined by Sherley and Clove from Chonilladotcom podcast to discuss ending the show early, The Big Mama Trilogy, Valentine’s Day, Free movie screening, beer at work, Spartaacus, Fire Alarms and Chivalry, Hooters is depressing, Scarcasm Love, Vote for the Rock, Egypt, Date Rape, Waka Flocka got away, Why You’re Not Married, Haynesworth, Ear eating, 400 lbs tased, Playstation matricide, hitting kids, OJ Simpson, duct taped kid and a dangerous Canadian cow.

Intro: Definition – Black Star
Outro: Who Knew – Eminem

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125: It Went Down Jack! (But He Ain’t A Pimp Tho)

Rod and Karen are joined by DJ Mike Hitman to discuss pimping, being a DJ and then Mike had to go. Then we talked about Curious George, Doctors, homeless jacket, white people love cheese and Beiber, gas station exams, Aretha Franklin biopic, Google logo, Papa Johns, Divorce in THIS economy, college perv, laughter and love, sword fight, noose in locker, porn in public, theft by finding and wanna be Nikki Minaj.

Intro: I Choose You – Willie Hutch
Outro: Player’s Ball – Outkast

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124: What You Call My Mama?!

Rod and Karen respond to listener feedback.

Intro: War – Outkast
Outro: Hey Mama – Kanye West

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14 Random Thoughts Before Valentine’s Day

1.       When we find the bodies in Blake Griffin’s basement remember that I told you so.

2.       No matter how big you get, never forget the people who lied for you on your resume references. It will help keep you grounded.

3.       People always advocate picking fights with someone your own size. While this may seem smart I think it’s smarter to not pick fights at all. I measure the potential of fights by how spectacular an event it could be when being retold to someone who wasn’t present at the time. So while me beating up a weaker opponent is an expected outcome of an altercation with a smaller guy, a smaller guy beating me up becomes an epic tale of overcoming the odds that would live on forever. Why risk that result? I’d rather just opt to stay safe unless I HAVE to fight. You tell me what is more memorable:

A: “Remember when Rod beat up that Midget? That was wrong! Shame on him.”

B: “Remember when that midget beat up Rod?! That was awesome! Rod is a pussy!”

4.       Speaking of fighting. If there is one group of sports fans I don’t want to fight, it’s MMA fans. From my experience these guys are either testosterone fuel steroid psychos or nerds who used to get beat up when they were younger and decided to prepare for any future conflicts that may come their way. And sometimes they’re BOTH! MMA fighters and fans never even look like complete bad asses either. They have champions who look like they could be working in the accounting department at your job. I’ll skip out on that ass whooping.

5.       What the hell was the cat doing IN the bag in the first place?

6.       Why are there no thanksgiving fast food specials like Turkey Tacos or Pumpkin Pie Ice Cream?

7.       People always say you can’t solve a problem by throwing money at it. Apparently these people have never “made it rain” in the club.

8.       You’re old when you buy shoes because they are a good sale. If you don’t find out your shoes are endorsed by an athlete until after you’ve bought them? You’re old.

9.       When will Souljah Boy become Souljah Man? And when this happens can we ship his ass off to Iraq?

10.   If there is a war on drugs then where the fuck are the bulletproof vest, hum vees and M-16 assault rifles? They are all on the drug dealer’s side of the game! The only ones prepared to actually fight a “war” are the people selling it. Think about that.

11.   I seriously doubt there has ever been a No white folks allowed” sign on any business in America.

12.   New idea for an iPhone app. “Words with enemies”. It’s basically words with friends except you can use curse words and racial slurs.

13.   If you’re one of those people that celebrates your dog’s birthday then I think I PROBABLY know how you feel about me owning a Mike Vick jersey.

14.   At some point someone is going to commit a crime completely to get Twitter followers. Are we prepared for this? Like is someone shoots a rapper and then screams “At Rodimusprime ya’ll! Follow me on Twitter!” I won’t even be shocked.

The Black Guy Who Tips Podcast 123: Catching Up On The Bad Girls

Rod and Karen are joined by Justin and Will to discuss the Superbowl, Duke vs UNC, The Cape, The Bad Girls Club, Karen’s Valentine’s Day Random Thoughts, Pepsi Commercial, Hot Sauce fight, Peanut Butter Cops, Teacher Blog, Asian bank robber, Roach valentine, Praying Death, Waka Top 5, Man Up Nurse and it was semen.

Intro: 8 Million Stories – A Tribe Called Quest
Outro: Hell on Earth – Mobb Deep

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