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3189: Woke Up This Morning Shot Myself a Bear


Rod and Karen respond to listener feedback.

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17 Comments

  1. Karmenjay

    Me up here wondering if EvieE is from Lenoir… ere’ body related there.

    • EvieE

      Nope, I’m from a small town in Brunswick county, the biggest city it’s closest to is Wilmington. I won’t name it just in case my opps are listening.

  2. Anne

    Just heard about JL running for congress. Not in his district so I can’t vote for him but will definitely support him.

  3. Sean

    Y’all giving me homework and shit…

    So first, poorly stored rice can breed bacillus cereus, an odorless flavorless bacteria which can cause food poisoning and/or death. Because there is no way to know from flavor or smell that there is a culture growing, it is important to store leftover rice promptly.

    The best way to store steamed rice that you are not using for fried rice or milchreis is in the freezer because in the fridge it tends to dry out. For fried rice and milchreis it is better to have your rice dried out a little.

    For fried rice, you can store it in the fridge or freezer, but it is best to reheat it in a wok (or frying pan if you are too poor to afford a wok) with a little rice oil over a high flame. If you have an induction stove, other than questioning your life decisions you can use high heat, but you should stir rather than toss.

    • Sean

      You should reheat the steamed rice in the cellophane wrap that you froze it in on 500-600 watts.

  4. RoninRaphael

    I am thankful for the TBGWT Nation.

    I would like to take this moment to be thankful for those that don’t need the sign to specify employees or citizens, as far as it says BEWARE OF POLAR BEAR… can you dig it?

    I am also thankful for all on the same page with my pigeons eradication plans. Yes, some woke folks gonna throw in genocide in there. But before you fall for their propaganda, just remember that we ain’t in the 19th century neither are we in the GoT era (plus it was ravens them Ninjas used ) . So what has a pigeon done for you? Nada, get them outta here. Roast them up!

    • ApiafromGermany

      I bring new facts to the table in the suicide by bear case. I checked it out.

      Brevoort Island has no permanent population, this is where it happened.
      So there are only employees to warn, other people simply aren’t there. Employees are the only ones with the ability to read on this island, unless some birds ( maybe some superior p birds?) Learned to read secretly the sign can only only even be directed at employees.

      • Sean

        The wording of the sign makes more sense now, but either way, don’t mess with polar bears because they will eat your dumb ass.

        Btw Rod, I thought about the “clever girl” just before you said it and it was [chef’s kiss]! I’m just inundated with work running data on two research projects and working on a research funding proposal for a third while dealing with midterm grading & managing ninja preparing for Christmas… So, I am not responding as much as I used to.

        • JohnBabyJohn

          The guy who said “clever girl” in Jurassic Park… wasn’t he an employee with a gun?

          Also, I love Karen’s gut reactions when Rod reveals pictures of the characters in a story. This time she got me when Rod showed her a picture of the polar bear and she said it looked like it weighed “a few hundred pounds”?

          Karen!!! LOL!!! An NFL lineman weighs a few hundred pounds. According to the internet, an adult male polar bear can weigh up to 1700 pounds!

          Also, they can run up to 25 mph and stand up to 10ft tall on their hind legs!

          Anyway… like Rod said, if apex predators are in your area, stay inside and hope you don’t have to use your gun to keep them from breaking in to eat you.

      • RoninRaphael

        Brevoort Island is where I’ll run to when the zombies arrive. Nobody will think to go there. I already speak crow and raven, along with Orcas. Everyone who laughed at me will beg after they see me posting videos riding around on a polar bear reminding everyone about the signs. “Don’t come here or you die.” I’ll be eating a roasted pigeon too. Man, I’m I thankful for sign inventors!

        • Sean

          I saw the sign
          And it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign
          No one’s gonna drag you up
          To get into the light where you belong
          But where do you belong?

    • Sean

      While roast pigeon is a great coo-linary alternative to Thanksgiving Turkey, I do not support your fowl genocide! It’s not just beak-ouse you seem to be winging the whole plan, feather are many problems I can see with it already. I think that the main reason it doesn’t get perch-ace is because it’s so clucking evil… But that’s just my o-pigeon. Sorry if any of these puns flew over your head, but I I’m feeling a little peckish, where are those roasted pigeons…

      • RoninRaphael

        Sir, boil before roasting. One bite, and you’ll give up your protest. I’m a timetraveler not a 17th century style killa. Away with dem pigeons, I ain’t falling for ya cool ass propaganda. I’m still thankful for my ninja training full of data Sensei.

        Think of it, hot or cold sake with roasted pigeons. So yummy, make ya wanna slap 5 GOP into polar bear country (be thankful I’m working on making portals available to everyone).

        • Sean

          boil before roasting while basting? I usually just marinate it in port wine mixed with olive oil and herbs de provence (plus a couple extra choice spices – star anise & allspice add a lot to meats). I may try your method in the future, but I will not condone genocide! Also, this time of year is definitely hot sake…

  5. ApiafromGermany

    This Show could have a subtitle now, TBGHT, processing your animal trauma in great community.

    We had talked about snakes, black dolphins, bear racism, were discussed the P bird I’m afraid to name now in length, and this is just what I remember. And chickens.
    Thank you for giving us the space, even if those discussions sometimes take over the show.
    Obviously the need to process is strong.

    • ApiafromGermany

      I think we need an official animal of the show and its the ……

      I don’t want to be thrown out so I say the black dolphin.

    • Sean

      Your comments about the red-headed pigeon remind me of the “Prejudice” song by Tim Minchin… “A couple of Gs, an R and an E, an I and an N Just six little letters all jumbled together Have caused damage that we may never mend” . . . “Only a ginger can call another ginger ‘ginger'”

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