This podcast is sponsored by the short film Final Archive. Have you ever seen a movie so bad that if you ever ran across the filmmaker the ONLY thing you could say to him is “I WILL stop crushing your nuts with the steel toed tip of my boot the very second you refund the money I spent on the crap you made!” We at ShadowDog Productions are sorry to announce that we once made such a film. It was called Final Archive and it was so bad that we had to mock it ourselves, MST3K style. Here is the result. It’s still a bad movie, and we’ll never get back the money put into it, but perhaps if you purchase this riff we can finally afford therapy.