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BDS 126: Lazarus Pussy

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Rod and Justin discuss the NFL week 7 recap and predictions for week 8, Garcon sues Fan Duel, Hookers suspended, Tom Brady’s Guru, Bob McNair wants his money back, Mateen Cleaves, Ryan Mallet cut, Glenn Rice Jr shot, Stephanie Ready is a full time analyst now, Austin Rivers fined, William Gay fined, Matt Barnes taunted, JPP’s hand revealed, Mike Tyson, Jay Ratliff, Mack Attack boxer does gay porn, Kordell Stewart, Grantland laid off, Greg Hardy, Louisville case, Simone and Gabby, Clippers hate and this week in Mamba.

 

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  1. Hey Rod & J. Kapernick

    Do you realize how sorry you have to be to get benched for Blaine Gabbert? Blaine Gabbert?? The last season he was a starter he threw 9 touchdowns for the whole season. Drew Brees damn near had that many this WEEK. I’ve had Jags fans sending condolences, and I didn’t even know they existed. I’m hurt dawg, but that’s just how sorry this motherfucker Kap has been. And they told him he was getting benched on his birthday. How sad a party must that have been? Styrofoam plates and lukewarm leftovers for everybody. For the record it was also the same night Cam beat the haters and Andrew Suck’s magically healing ribs on monday night. Man you did this to yourself, should never have broken the Black quarterback code. Oh and if we’re being real the Colts should talk about benching Luck for Hasselbeck too but garbage time going to fool folks again.

    You’re probably gonna talk about it in the recap, but how fucking good is the Broncos defense? Held Aaron Rodgers to Seventy-Seven yards passing? We were clowning Matt Cassell all Sunday and even he did better than that. It’s funny, this would actually be the perfect Tebow team but they might make the Super Bowl with Peyton needing to shot put the ball to get it to the line of scrimmage. Can we just fast forward to that Broncos/Pats Sunday night game? I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re both still undefeated by then.

    And how long before Bron takes his six weeks off to rest and recover his hairline? He can’t be out here with that mustache and a bad back, especially with Steph looking hungrier than ever out west. That boy ANGRY about all that fluke talk coming into the year and giving everybody buckets. Even if their owner had sex with the trophy (http://nba.nbcsports.com/2015/11/04/warriors-owner-lacob-fiancee-slept-with-larry-obrien-trophy-eww/). Old nasty ass.

    P.S. I tried to play it cool, but watching him guard LeBron, all those putbacks, and a couple good games against the Spurs and Cavs? I’m all in on #DatZingis!!!

  2. Hey guys, do you think you’re be being a little too hard on Peyton Manning? I mean sure, he’s killing your fantasy team, but he’s the one that’s gotta jerk off with that arm. OMAHA!

    Also, apparently, in the John Henson case, the jewelry store attendants asked police to stick around while and his friends shopped. This is AFTER the police had told them that this man was a millionaire who plays for the local basketball team. Damn.

  3. rogersjtre13

    10/31/2015 at 12:36 PM

    Great show, Great show!

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