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BDS 272: Not That I Would Say That

Rod and Justin discuss listener feedback, Kaepernick signing with Nike, Le’Veon Bell hold out, Gloria Govan arrested, Braylon Edwards suspended, Pitino not coaching, Kerry Perry resigns, Ray Allen HOF, Grant Hill snitching on Shaq, Zach Smith spilling the tea, Erik Kramer wants marriage annulled, Jr Smith turns himself in, Jae Crowder catches his girl cheating, gambling could help NFL, Rutgers players arrested in credit card scam, Carl Crawford expecting new baby, Rockets trade, Urban Meyer coaching practice, LeSean McCoy will play, Earl Thomas ends hold out, Browns players had a rape happen in their apartment, Greg Bird daddy is spicy, Melo slapped with temporary restraining order, Winston might not start, GPA lowered for high school athletes and Baylor infiltrated sexual assault survivor groups.

3 Comments

  1. Dr_Doughstax

    09/14/2018 at 10:29 AM

    Howdy Rod and Jicki Minaj,

    I hope all is well and that y’all, along with y’all family and friends are safe during this storm.

    FINALLY THE BROWNS HAVE BROKEN THE LOSING STREAK! FINALLY! FUCKING FINALLY AND THEY DID IT AGAINST THE FUCKASS STEELERS! SOMEONE CUE UP THE CROONING NEKKID MAN, CUZ I WANNA KNOW HOW DOES IT FEEL PITTSBURGH?! HOW DOES IT FEEL?! Y’ALL WANNA SKIMP ON PAYING YOUR #1 TAILBACK/#2 RECEIVER AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENS?! SUCK MY DICK FROM THE BACK PITTSBURGH!

    Granted, the Browns broke the streak without winning. Is that the most Cleveland part of this? Big Ben looked like a hotter garbage than a South Carolina landfill. Whatever Le’Veon Bell was asking for clearly was not enough.

    Um, how has the MLB had 3 different players catch Hand, Foot and Mouth Disease during this past season? I ain’t seen sickness float around a sport like this since the Browns had that couch full of staph infection.

    I know y’all ain’t college football fan, but which of these is a more reasonable question to y’all: a) Why isn’t UNC good at football or b) Why do folks think UNC should be good at football? I ask cuz East Carolina whooped UNC’s ass this weekend and a buddy of mine said that shit ain’t supposed to happen.

    The one great takeaway from the US Open was that no matter who won the Finals, it was gonna be Black Excellence. So shouts out to Naomi Osaka for winning and defeating his idol and the best athlete this country ever created, Serena Williams.

    Also, whoever edited Osaka’s Wikipedia and deleted that she is Haitian? They douse themselves in gasoline and press a pack of lit sparklers their chest.

    And then there was that fuckass ump who called Serena Williams a cheat and stole a fucking game from her.

    The fucking indignity of being called a cheater at a court that has always been so racist and shitty it might as well be a road game? I hope Serena is okay and felt so much for her. And that fuckface ruined what should’ve been a great moment for Osaka? Fucking disgusting.

    And it’s a shame no one tried to catch that ump with a brick or a bottle or something. Seriously, he needs to be kicked square in the face. Repeatedly. Fucking infuriating. I wanted to climb through my TV and slap that white man til my hands fell off!

    I cannot wait to see y’all live show next week! It’s literally right around the corner…just like the line of folks Justin wants to square up against! Have a great weekend and stay safe out there! Peace!

  2. Hey Rod and J. Gruden

    How do you put yourself on the hot seat after your FIRST GAME? Everybody was already clowning the Raiders for giving him all that money when he’s been out the game for a decade, then he trades the defensive player of the year and wonders what happened to the pass rush? Nigga you sent it to Chicago! That’s as bad as Kelvin Benjamin saying any quarterback would be more accurate than Cam and then having to play with the Peter Man.

    And I’m ignoring the U.S. open ref and all the racism to really step back appreciate the Serena effect. Everybody talked about what Tiger was going to do in changing the face of golf, but Serena and Venus have been doing it. Naomi Osaka was a monster out there and it’s not everyday you see a Haitian-Japanese girl whose mama was rocking Fubu and daddy cites Richard Williams as the blueprint. You’ve got Sloane Stephens and Madison Keys a biracial black girl on the rise (even if she’s on that Tiger program). As much as we stan Serena, I’m still not sure any of us can fully appreciate just how much her and her sister have really changed the game.

    And shout out to The Storm. Sue Bird and Stewart were balling!

  3. rodimusprime

    09/08/2018 at 11:56 AM

    Listen to LeBron James ft Kevin Durant – IT AINT EASY //PRODUCED BY FRANKY WAHOO & STEWBILLIONAIRE by Franky Wahoo #np on #SoundCloud
    https://soundcloud.com/frankywahoo1400/labron-kd-it-aint-easy-produced-by-franky-wahoo-stewbillionaire

    That’s for you and Justin! Looking forward to your opinion on the next Balls Deep!

    Tiffy B!

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