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BDS 295: Good Luck Hand Jobs

Rod and Justin discuss listener feedback, The Shop, Robert Kraft details, Antonio Brown, Tristan still cheating, Kyrie not happy, KD not happy, Lebron refuses to sit, Adam Silver says players aren’t happy, Todd Gurley’s knee, 3 men go to prison for basketball scandal, Draymond says Mark Jackson was right about Steph, Johnny Manziel’s cheating ass wife, Tyreek Hill contract, Kellen Winslow arrested again, David Irving quits, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar raises money for charity, Luke Walton, man fakes kidnapping to avoid bet, Matt Millen was tripping, Brian Urlacher, Roc Thomas, LSU coach cheating and Kyler Murray.

9 Comments

  1. rodimusprime

    03/14/2019 at 6:22 PM

    What’s up Rod & Jantonio Brown!

    I really appreciate you two taking time last week and delving into the details of Robert Kraft’s case. Speaking of football, what are your thoughts on Le’veon Bell signing with the Jets and AB getting traded to Oakland and getting his MFing money? I’m not mad at him for taking away the Steelers’s leverage. OBJ in Cleveland is going to be interesting. For the Giants fan who listen to Balls Deep, Josh Norman and Steve Smith told us Gettleman ain’t shit and y’all didn’t listen. Now you gotta sit through the season and watch trash ass football.

    P.S. Justin don’t think you can go on social media and act up thinking you can better a deal. Rod will replace you!

    Peace,
    trojanscooter

  2. rodimusprime

    03/14/2019 at 4:55 PM

    Rod & Jartial,

    I love the show. I see you caught wind of the French deviant Martial. This man has been wylin on snapchat for months. Getting caught sending dick pics (Shoutout to Draymond) and asking for bootyhole pics as an opening line. No hello, introduction or anything.

    He finally posted an apology on IG (attached pic) where he apologized to his family and fiancee “For the evil he was able to do over the past few months”. LOLOLOL “Sorry I was able to do so much evil yall. My bad”. Anyway just wanted to update you on the saga of this criminal.

    -Matt H.

    P.S. Also Justin stating as a fact that Kareem Abdul-Jabbar was stealing from that charity had me in stitches.

  3. Whats up fellas and maybe Karen, long time listener first time commenter, and I think I have a gem for yall. Have you seen this animated clip of Kevin Garnett talking about letting Rondo choke mid-game? Like Rondo literally couldn’t breathe and KG said it was for “motivation”, knowing KG i feel like its a lot more to the story he wanted to say but couldn’t here’s a link to the clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZyOWkb5Q4s&t=11s

    Also being busy with school I’m kind of out of the loop with sports news sometimes so I have a question.. Who tf thought it was a good idea to let OBJ go to the Browns.. who is allowing the Giants to be like this??

    Peace Yall,

    Will

  4. What up Rod da god, jerge ibaka , & party cloudy with a 50% chance of Karen.

    1)So was ibaka trying out for a career in ufc once basketball is over? He really put them paws on that poor fella!
    2. not that I agree, but how much stock y’all put into Jeffery van gundy saying to trade lebron?
    3. Nfl played their version of musical chairs this week! The Cleveland blacks had to top all the headlines, picking up obj! Do you guys feel they will take over the afc north?(which consists of ravens, Steelers, bengals)

    Love the show as always
    5 stars!

    Fyahworks

  5. thatdudefromvi

    03/13/2019 at 7:41 PM

    Hey Rod and Jeveon Bell,

    I legit sat at my computer for the last 10 minutes trying to find something clever to say. Nothing came to find so I’ll just say the following:

    1. If OBJ doesn’t fit into your team’s culture. He aint the problem. The culture is.

    2. I’m convinced that NFL has the stupidest front offices of all the major sports. They love getting rid of productive players “who don’t fit” instead of fitting around the stars.

    3. Rod was right about The Shop, Jerrod Carmichael had everyone giving him the ” TF you talking about” look when he was basically saying the opposite of what Lebron stands for. How is it possible that every time he comes on the show the non comedians are funnier than he is?

    4.Justin exposed Rod’s list of untouchables which now includes Kareem Abdul Jabbar apparently. Rod, you should allow Justin to get his slander on. So what if he has no evidence to back up these claims. So what if he could be sued?! That’s not your problem once you slap on that disclaimer at the top of the show. I know you got some more light skinned KINGS on deck to replace him. LOL.

    5. The show is really really excellent. I legit look forward to it weekly. Keep up the greatness y’all.

    -That Dude From VI (U.S. Virgin Islands)

  6. rodimusprime

    03/13/2019 at 12:50 PM

    Howdy Rod, possible Karen and J Gettlemen,

    I hope all is well with y’all.

    In an increasingly unpredictable world, I take solace in knowing the few constant institutions in my life, like the Cavs whopping Toronto’s ass like it was a playoff game. Sure, the Cavs should keep losing to lock up winning the Zion Williamson Sweepstakes but even during a tanking season the Cavs have took much pride and skill to get caught slipping by Drake’s team. Does Drake still claim them or has he abandoned them like his Steve Harvey-suit-wearing dad? Anyway, have y’all ever seen someone grab someone by they *neck skin* to choke them? You could see the regret in Chriss’ face the instant Serge’s angry ass grabbed him. Well, at least Serge took a stand for the Raptors on something. God that nigga is angry.

    Do Nothing Nigga Paul Pierce asked if folks would rather have him or Klay Thompson shoot a game winner and I’m offended he’d compare himself to Klay. Disgusting.

    One of the advantages of seeing one of your favorite teams finally hit rock bottom is there ain’t nowhere to go but up. And the Browns have hit so many rocks along the way.

    So when I see the Browns *signed* Landon Collins (shouts out to Dave Gettlemen for letting him go) and then traded Jabrill Peppers and a mere 3rd round pick for Odell fucking Beckham?! NIIGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! Dave Gettlemen is the best exec the Browns never had! One team’s losses is another team’s gains, so thank you to the Giants for all these gains! Baker Mayfield gonna be throwing to Landry *and* Beckham?! Nigga the offense has *more than one* receiver that is legit *good*! I ain’t gotta rationalize shit about this trade! Odell Beckham gets a real QB for the first time in his career and I couldn’t be happier for him.

    Call them the Cleveland Problematic Faves cuz they about to be some fucking problems for the division. Jesus this is what the Patriots must feel like looking at those flabby and sick squads on the AFC East cuz the rest of the AFC North look like a damn lepor colony. All them niggas is chalked and done in this division.

    You got the Bengals still holding AJ Green back with Andy Dalton at QB and Vontez Bourifet’s crazy ass. You’d think after all these years of being sorry, Dalton (very religious man), would’ve seen this as a sign from God that he is sorry, but that’s none of my business. Although he is playing for Kentucky’s NFL team, so maybe being sorry just comes with the territory. Oh and don’t let Bengals fans lie to you, Cincinnati ain’t part of Ohio. A city belongs to whatever state their airport is in and y’all airport is in Kentucky.

    You got the Baltimore Ratbirds, a group of people who openly rooted for prominent Fake Ass Man Of God, Ray Lewis and have to talk themselves into believing in Lamar Jackson while he has Robert Griffin in his ear. Good luck with that, Baltimore.

    And finally, there are the Pittsburgh Steelers. I’ve been Milly Rockin and pop lockin all offseason watching the Steelers. Steelers GM said the team was Big Ben and 52 kids and now they’re losing kids like the Donner Party! Steelers gonna lose 10 games next year, fire Tomlin and be fine with Big Ben throwing like 20 picks. I [clap] CAN’T [clap] FUCK [clap] ING [clap] WAIT [clap]!

    I cannot wait to act completely brand new on these niggas with these brand new Browns. Even Vegas believes the in the Browns and raised their Super Bowl odds to 14 to 1, which is whole lot better than the previous odds of “14 to nigga are you serious?” Oh and there is plenty of room on this bandwagon. Everybody is welcome!

    My apologies for the length of this y’all. Thanks for making this awesome show and have a great day y’all, peace!

    Dr. Doughstax

  7. Hey Rod, hopefully Queen Karen and Jori Loughlin

    So Justin out here lying to get his kids into USC like he’s lying on Kareem huh? Maybe I didn’t post my original comment last week because he’s so used to making up entire stories without evidence I didn’t think I needed to say anything to let that slanderous imagination run wild. Who is that lightskinned treachery gonna come out against this week? Muhammad Ali? Malcolm?

    And Rod was right, as mad as folks are about players having leverage in the NBA, if they see niggas really start to pull rank in the NFL whoooooo they gonna be tight. Antonio Brown hangs out with LeBron once on The Shop and he’s forcing his own moves. They can tolerate white quarterbacks doing it, but let this Hulk Hogan mustache ass nigga do it and they’re angrier than Steve Kerr looking at Donkey.

    Shout out to Doughstax, my man got a taste of talking his shit last season, and now the Browns got OBJ? You ain’t gonna be able to tell him shit! Like my man Jeff from Fanbros said, the Giants didn’t only give up their best reciever, Beckham was the best QB on the roster too. Now they’re stuck with Eli and wasting another year running Saquon into the ground. Good luck with that shit.

    P.S. I’m ready whenever Justin is to admit the Lakers season started falling apart as soon as Zo got hurt. Guess he really was the heart of this roster.

  8. brooklynshoebabe

    03/09/2019 at 5:11 PM

    I haven’t commented for awhile, but I don’t know what to say. You and Justin consistently bring the sports laughs, puns, and gossip. And Justin, you are my problematic fav. You make me LMAO at the most terrible things. And Rod, on Balls Deep and PreGame, you be saying some meme worthy things. Keep up the good work. (I am loving all the Robert Kraft jokes.)

  9. rodimusprime

    03/08/2019 at 11:55 PM

    Howdy Rod and Jyrie Irving,

    I hope all is well.

    I didn’t see LeBron move to number 3 on the all time scoring list live, but I saw a slew of outlets saying how deflated the moment felt, especially from the crowd. But when I saw the video of it, it seemed like LeBron and some of his older teammates really appreciated the moment. I think that LeBron James has normalized greatness so much that him breaking *yet another* all time record just seems like a Tuesday. LeBron been seemed annoyed with how the rest of the team ain’t pulling their weight, so maybe that’s part of it?

    When LeBron breaks Kobe record, how much an ass y’all think the Kobe stans will act? I saw folks on Twitter giving Kobe more credit cuz, unlike LeBron, Kobe took *all* the hard shots while LeBron would pass the ball. Nevermind the fact that LeBron is almost twice as accurate than Kobe on go-ahead shots with 10 seconds left, these Kobe stans gotta cook I guess.

    Justin, regarding your point last week about not knowing if someone is scamming the wrong one? Folks can only feel fine scamming NFL players if they have zero concept that their scams can get them those hands. How many videos have we seen a colonizer be racist and not recognize *any* of the signs they’re about to catch them hands?

    Have a great day y’all, peace!

    Doughstax

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