Rod and Karen review the latest entry into the Jurassic World Cinematic Universe, “Jurassic World: Rebirth.” They also discuss some movie trailer weirdness and your comments.
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I was soooooooo excited about this movie and didn’t disappoint. I too hated the second trilogy series of the Jurassic movies but I just knew my girl Scar Jo and Mr. “Where is the Blade movie?” wouldn’t let me down.
This was my 2nd movie watch in my now favorite German movie theater. You guys were right, this movie benefited from the woeful previous ones and was a lot better than I expected. I was about to cancel the whole movie when Kincaid seemed to sacrifice himself for that family who ain’t gonna vote for a Black woman to be president (yeah I added that) hell nah. I agree, that we needed more evil mercenaries to be eaten by them adorable killers. I had a couple of good laughs. I would like to see Scarjo and Maeshaerla again in this storytelling, keep the shirtless boyfriend away.
On the plus side, we got two leads for the sequel Jurassic World: Extinction of Humans. Scientist wiping his face after touching that giant herbivore and that little girl smuggling a mutated Lil dinosaur that she got addicted with her candy. They might have the cure for heart disease, but they about to unleash a brand new virus on humans and wipe us out unless they go back to the island and get a DNA sample from the ugliest dinosaur I’ve ever seen.
Now which universe PTSD is wilder: surviving Jurassic World island, living in MCU NYC, living in Metropolis or Gotham?
Think the nicest thing I can say for Rebirth is, I didn’t hate it, but I still found it to be mostly pointless. The film works best, when it’s focused on the family & when it’s not, it suffers. The first 40 minutes was an exercise in patience. Good God.
It’ll probably never happen but fingers-crossed, I want a Dino Crisis/Jurassic Park-World crossover with Scarjo uzing dinos. We got a bit of it with her going pistola on that one mutated Dinos, I just more of that.