Rod and Karen review the latest entry into the Jurassic World Cinematic Universe, “Jurassic World: Rebirth.” They also discuss some movie trailer weirdness and your comments.
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This was my 2nd movie watch in my now favorite German movie theater. You guys were right, this movie benefited from the woeful previous ones and was a lot better than I expected. I was about to cancel the whole movie when Kincaid seemed to sacrifice himself for that family who ain’t gonna vote for a Black woman to be president (yeah I added that) hell nah. I agree, that we needed more evil mercenaries to be eaten by them adorable killers. I had a couple of good laughs. I would like to see Scarjo and Maeshaerla again in this storytelling, keep the shirtless boyfriend away.
On the plus side, we got two leads for the sequel Jurassic World: Extinction of Humans. Scientist wiping his face after touching that giant herbivore and that little girl smuggling a mutated Lil dinosaur that she got addicted with her candy. They might have the cure for heart disease, but they about to unleash a brand new virus on humans and wipe us out unless they go back to the island and get a DNA sample from the ugliest dinosaur I’ve ever seen.
Now which universe PTSD is wilder: surviving Jurassic World island, living in MCU NYC, living in Metropolis or Gotham?
Think the nicest thing I can say for Rebirth is, I didn’t hate it, but I still found it to be mostly pointless. The film works best, when it’s focused on the family & when it’s not, it suffers. The first 40 minutes was an exercise in patience. Good God.
It’ll probably never happen but fingers-crossed, I want a Dino Crisis/Jurassic Park-World crossover with Scarjo uzing dinos. We got a bit of it with her going pistola on that one mutated Dinos, I just more of that.