Rod and Karen are joined by the Grand Duchess of Tech Tatiana King to discuss her origin, black women in tech journalism, video games, cellphones, brand worship, loving a gamer while being a gamer, iPhone catching cheaters, Karen’s massage, Karen’s chiropractor, a guy walks out, Ray Lewis, pregnancy scares, Chicago murder rate, putting a computer desk together Gotham vs Texas, Superbowl drinking game, doggystyle trust issues,Tuiasosopo, KKK robes in class, police banned from gun range, Lego gun banned from school, car thieves can’t drive stick, birthday tasing, cheap pastor, holy milk, sword ratchetnes, Culliver’s travels,
This podcast is sponsored by ShadowDog Productions. We’re looking for some new music, specifically a romantic love theme. Genre doesn’t matter as long as when you listen to it you’re feeling the romance. To apply, send us your minute long mp3 at shadowdog.productions@gmail.com by Feb 10th. If we pick your musical piece we’ll license it for a short film for $100 up front and 2% of all net profits. Note: You must be willing to sign a contract stating you own all the rights to this musical piece. If you have any more questions drop us an email at that same address.
Rod and Karen are joined by Mike of inthebleachers.net to discuss his new job, that time he quit his old job, the inauguration, hating baby mothers, Wal-Mart audible, interracial gang bangs, Captain Hook, jogging, masturpiece, the Venom costume, Emoticon, rebel flag bikini, carry the casket, UCLA bookbag scandal, concussions, Russia gets gays out the military, welfare lotto tickets, revenge porn site, soft cheese listeria, choking a cover hog, meeting their special needs, woman zip ties her son, swallow the engagement ring, exterminate her, sword ratchet, Mike Tyson on her boyfriend and a woman attacks with cat.
Intro: Street Dreams – Nas
Outro: Squeeze First – Jay-Z
Rod and Karen discuss Catfish, rental car shadiness, fake ass nerds, real nerds, Lupe Fiasco, cross dressing robbers, Wiz Khalifa, All Gold Everything, arguing in Joe videos, boxing shape, dead black historical figures, fat woman attention whoring, massage hours, nurse necrophiliac, condoms, Florida teen, cleaning fairy strikes again, never touch a black man’s radio, sword ratchetness, donkey man strikes again, baby protection, Florida woman catches her husband in the act, threatening kids on Facebook, armed and dangerous, his Jihad and choking on dreadlocks.
Intro: Bonita Applebum – A Tribe Called Quest
Outro: Illuminate – Ab-Soul
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Rod and Karen discuss a mandatory blackness assignment, Karen returns to the massage parlor, love and cold feet, President’s day fliers, tipping the valet, Tourette’s syndrome, crazy sex, Nev is a hope pimp, notaries, classism in toys, D’Jango, white genocide, labiaplasty, busting a cyber stalker, kid brings gun to work, guns stolen, woman pedo, killing a drug dealer, divorce lawyer charges for sex, mom with a sword, gamers hired to kill son, thief needs a ride from mom, woman poses as her twin and burning down the house.
Intro: Sunrise – Childish Gambino
Outro: Love Bomb – N.E.R.D.
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INSTRUCTOR NAME: The Spirit Of All Our Black Ancestors
COURSE NUMBER/COURSE TITLE: D’Jango Unchained In The African American Diaspora
TITLE OF ASSIGNMENT:
D’Jango Unchained Thesis
DESCRIPTION OF ASSIGNMENT:
All black people with anything higher than a high school diploma must construct some form of media about the social / societal ramifications of the movie Quentin Tarantino’s D’jango Unchained by the end of Black History Month. Those with  multiple degrees or post college graduate education must submit longer forms of D’jango analysis.
PURPOSE OF ASSIGNMENT:
The purpose of this assignment is to verify your status in the African American diaspora by overly pontificating on the 2 hour and 45 minute Spaghetti Western involving one white man’s take on slavery as a background.
As a bonus you may also use this assignment to prove how much smarter and sophisticated you are than other negroes through your love / hatred or indifference of D’Jango Unchained.
Black people will also use this assignment to promote the viewing of other black cinema about slavery such as Roots, Amistad and Precious.
PROCESS:
• Make a list of preliminary Resources for this project.Preliminary Resources for this project include Roots, A Fistful of Dollars, Amistad, Precious, Madea Goes To Jail, Pariah, Red Hook Summer, The Color Purple and all Quentin Tarantino movies. You may also read books such as Roots, Beloved, Uncle Tom’s Cabin, Madea Goes To Jail and Encyclopedia Brown.
• Read and Explore resources related to your project. Black people must read and explore resources related to your project or not read them but at least cite them as if you understand. For example:“Yeah yeah I get that the movie is supposed to be based off of Sergio Romero (Pronounced: Leone) films but it’s historically inaccurate.â€â€œI know Spike Lee made Do The Right Thing but fuck that nigga. He ain’t made a good movie in 10 years!â€â€¢ formulate a research question that you hope to answer. Questions such as:“Why is Spike Lee a bitch ass hater who don’t want to see a movie about slavery?â€â€œWho the fuck does Dick Gregory think he is?â€
“Which utterances of “nigger†were appropriate and which made you feel awkward?â€
“How many white people were in your theater and did they laugh at the appropriate times?â€
“Why wasn’t there more slavery in the film?â€
“Why was there too much slavery in the film?â€
“Why didn’t this film solve racism?â€
“How did this film make up for 400 years of black oppression at the hands of white people?â€
“Why was the n-word used so many times?â€
“Why are all black people who disagree with you stupid sheep who can’t possibly have the same understanding and appreciation for blackness that you do?â€
“Why should D’Jango Unchained be 100% accurate to all of the events that occurred during and around slavery?â€
“Why should D’Jango Unchained be 100% accurate to all of the events that occurred during and around everything that’s ever happened to any black person ever at any point in time?â€
“Why only sellouts and uncle Toms can’t get excited about seeing white slave masters get their comeuppance?â€
“Is that one dude gay for holding Jamie Foxx’s dick?â€
“Why they selling them dolls though?”
“How can a white man make this movie when Tyler Perry hasn’t even gotten a chance to make his historical opus on slavery yet?â€
• create a first draft attempting to answer your question with sources or just anecdotal references from conversations at the beauty salon, barbershop, basketball court or any family get-together.
• revise the first draft for with more racial overtones and insults about anyone who potentially disagrees with your point of view.
• create an outline for your project as it stands
• revise again with more racial overtones and insults about anyone who potentially disagrees with your point of view
• edit for surface errors and mechanics and realize white people don’t even care about all this.
RESOURCES:
Other resources you should consider are people on Black Twitter with controversial opinions no matter how small their follower count is.
Black celebrities who have expressed their opinion of the film or racism in general.
White celebrities who have expressed their opinion of the film or racism in general.
Quentin Tarantino interview quotes.
Anecdotal accounts of racism in your personal life.
• This assignment is due by the end of black history month or you will have your blackness revoked.
• All forms of media must be as long enough for everyone to want to roll their eyes and change the subject all ready.
• This assignment is 50% of your blackness for 2013
• Format: Mp3, video or written
• Sources there is no limit or minimum for sources that must be used in this assignment. If you are black that is source enough to pontificate on the very idea of this film for hours.
• All people with degrees in African American Studies MUST complete this assignment or they will have their degrees revoked.
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