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412: Mandatory Blackness Assignment

01/20/2013 / / 0 Comments

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Rod and Karen discuss a mandatory blackness assignment, Karen returns to the massage parlor, love and cold feet, President’s day fliers, tipping the valet, Tourette’s syndrome, crazy sex, Nev is a hope pimp, notaries, classism in toys, D’Jango, white genocide, labiaplasty, busting a cyber stalker, kid brings gun to work, guns stolen, woman pedo, killing a drug dealer, divorce lawyer charges for sex, mom with a sword, gamers hired to kill son, thief needs a ride from mom, woman poses as her twin and burning down the house.

Intro: Sunrise – Childish Gambino
Outro: Love Bomb – N.E.R.D.

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01/20/2013 / / 0 Comments
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Mandatory Blackness Assignment: D’Jango Review. Due by February 28th

01/20/2013 / / 7 Comments

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INSTRUCTOR NAME: The Spirit Of All Our Black Ancestors
COURSE NUMBER/COURSE TITLE: D’Jango Unchained In The African American Diaspora
TITLE OF ASSIGNMENT:
  • D’Jango Unchained Thesis
DESCRIPTION OF ASSIGNMENT:
  • All black people with anything higher than a high school diploma must construct some form of media about the social / societal ramifications of the movie Quentin Tarantino’s D’jango Unchained by the end of Black History Month. Those with  multiple degrees or post college graduate education must submit longer forms of D’jango analysis.
PURPOSE OF ASSIGNMENT:
  • The purpose of this assignment is to verify your status in the African American diaspora by overly pontificating on the 2 hour and 45 minute Spaghetti Western involving one white man’s take on slavery as a background.
  • As a bonus you may also use this assignment to prove how much smarter and sophisticated you are than other negroes through your love / hatred or indifference of D’Jango Unchained.
  • Black people will also use this assignment to promote the viewing of other black cinema about slavery such as Roots, Amistad and Precious.
PROCESS:
• Make a list of preliminary Resources for this project.Preliminary Resources for this project include Roots, A Fistful of Dollars, Amistad, Precious, Madea Goes To Jail, Pariah, Red Hook Summer, The Color Purple and all Quentin Tarantino movies. You may also read books such as Roots, Beloved, Uncle Tom’s Cabin, Madea Goes To Jail and Encyclopedia Brown.
• Read and Explore resources related to your project. Black people must read and explore resources related to your project or not read them but at least cite them as if you understand. For example:“Yeah yeah I get that the movie is supposed to be based off of Sergio Romero (Pronounced: Leone) films but it’s historically inaccurate.”“I know Spike Lee made Do The Right Thing but fuck that nigga. He ain’t made a good movie in 10 years!”• formulate a research question that you hope to answer. Questions such as:“Why is Spike Lee a bitch ass hater who don’t want to see a movie about slavery?”“Who the fuck does Dick Gregory think he is?”

“Which utterances of “nigger” were appropriate and which made you feel awkward?”

“How many white people were in your theater and did they laugh at the appropriate times?”

“Why wasn’t there more slavery in the film?”

“Why was there too much slavery in the film?”

“Why didn’t this film solve racism?”

“How did this film make up for 400 years of black oppression at the hands of white people?”

“Why was the n-word used so many times?”

“Why are all black people who disagree with you stupid sheep who can’t possibly have the same understanding and appreciation for blackness that you do?”

“Why should D’Jango Unchained be 100% accurate to all of the events that occurred during and around slavery?”

“Why should D’Jango Unchained be 100% accurate to all of the events that occurred during and around everything that’s ever happened to any black person ever at any point in time?”

“Why only sellouts and uncle Toms can’t get excited about seeing white slave masters get their comeuppance?”

“Is that one dude gay for holding Jamie Foxx’s dick?”

“Why they selling them dolls though?”

“How can a white man make this movie when Tyler Perry hasn’t even gotten a chance to make his historical opus on slavery yet?”
• create a first draft attempting to answer your question with sources or just anecdotal references from conversations at the beauty salon, barbershop, basketball court or any family get-together.
• revise the first draft for with more racial overtones and insults about anyone who potentially disagrees with your point of view.
• create an outline for your project as it stands
• revise again with more racial overtones and insults about anyone who potentially disagrees with your point of view
• edit for surface errors and mechanics and realize white people don’t even care about all this.
RESOURCES:
LOGISTICS:
• This assignment is due by the end of black history month or you will have your blackness revoked.
• All forms of media must be as long enough for everyone to want to roll their eyes and change the subject all ready.
• This assignment is 50% of your blackness for 2013
• Format: Mp3, video or written
• Sources there is no limit or minimum for sources that must be used in this assignment. If you are black that is source enough to pontificate on the very idea of this film for hours.
• All people with degrees in African American Studies MUST complete this assignment or they will have their degrees revoked.

410: National Intelligent Gamers Gaming Association

01/17/2013 / / 1 Comment

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Rod and Karen are joined by Nova Giovanni and Adjective J to discuss pregnancy, fatherhood, moving to Korea, Love and Hip Hop, Kobe and Tiger reconciling with their exes, Obama coming after gaming, Manti Te’o, Subway footlongs, protecting the president, smothered with boobs, Shawty Lo’s show cancelled, Cheif Keef gets 60 days, brainwave message from Bieber, strangling to death, breaking water at the club, sword ratchetness, man punches boy and pastry pilferer.

Intro: Thing Go Right – Ayomari and Tiron
Outro: Beautiful Bliss – Wale

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Guest Spots For The Last Few Weeks

01/16/2013 / / 0 Comments

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All guest appearances can be found on iTunes and Stitcher radio by searching the name of the podcast we appeared on.

Rod and Karen hosted a Spoiled Movie Review. Click the name below to go to the pages.

D’Jango Unchained

Karen was on The Hot Pod Podcast cast with Tye Diamond and Kevin.

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We were on the Insanity Report Podcast. Episodes 371: The NWFO Bible and Karen is on 372: 2013 Pet Peeves

Rod was on the Evening Jones 12/24/12 Episode. You can see it HERE or search for it on iTunes and Stitcher

Rod was on Where’s My 40 Acres Podcast episodes 235 and 236. You can see them HERE

409: Bitch Bad

01/13/2013 / / 3 Comments

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Rod and Karen are joined by Johanna to discuss her life in Chicago, working in food service, a threat against Rod, going to a comedy show, the chiropractor, the DMV, football work analogies, work meetings, vibrators threatening relationships, stomach pump diet, cleaning the bathroom punishment, games blamed for gun violence, teacher sexes student, weapon training CEO wants to keep his guns, dad pretends to be school shooter, dude smothers his girlfriend, dude punches a woman driver and BFF for wife.

Intro: Bitch Bad – Lupe Fiasco
Outro: Bitches and Sisters – Jay-Z

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408: Soft See You Next Tuesdays

01/12/2013 / / 1 Comment

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Rod and Karen discuss listener feedback.

Intro: Rain Man – Eminem
Outro: Backseat Freestyle – Kendrick Lamar

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407: Critically Speaking

01/10/2013 / / 0 Comments

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Rod and Karen are joined by Russell Hainline of the Long and Late Movie Show to discuss being film critics, movies in 2012, movie reviewing, Duke basketball, hatred in sports, D’jango collector’s items, rape culture for real, racist letter to city council supporter, girlfriend arsonist, sword ratchetness for June’s bday, drugged milkshakes, dragging the ex, shooting off penis, GPS catches cheating teacher and cigarettes harm people.

Intro: Weightless – The Illz
Outro: Twenty-One – Jay Ant and IamSu!

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