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213: The Kevin Bacon Theory

09/12/2011 / / 1 Comment

Rod and Karen are joined by the crew of Where’s My 40 Acres Podcast to discuss Spotify, SWV, Phone books, cursing on the podcast, Madden rape, drugs, Kevin Bacon, Words w/ Friends, wife beater at work, homeless man, Childish Gambino, typos lead to stolen data, Cheddar Plax, Wiz gets married, UGK teacher, garlic bread murder, church hoes mom super glues toddler, vampire at hooters and sword ratchetness.

Intro: He Say She Say – Lupe Fiasco
Outro: Passing Me By – The Pharcyde

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211: Let Herm Cook!

09/08/2011 / / 0 Comments

Rod and Karen discuss life insurance for babies, independent women, killing spiders, voice mail, tornado alley, roaches, food in the trash, sperm donors, ratchetball wives, GOP debate and random news articles.

Intro: Welcome To The Jungle – Jay-Z
Outro: Take It Personal – Gangstarr

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210: Proper Internetiquette

09/01/2011 / / 2 Comments

Rod and Karen discuss Tourre’s penchant for misunderstanding, people getting froggy on the net, surveying the damage, positive flash mobs, b-day present for doing your job, Bangbros interviews, #TeamFollowBlacks, sword on a bike, cohabitation, crapping on ids, juror on Facebook, stabbing dad, spoiled grandchild, father beats up teen, father helps kids with gun, 7 cents for 6 years, Beck brings colored back, prostitute meters and DWTS dancers named.

Intro: Anniversary – Tony Toni Tone
Outro: Faithful – Common

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209: Hurricane MLK

08/28/2011 / / 0 Comments

Rod and Karen are joined by Jay and Kareem to discuss Cam Newton, the little league world series, Jay-Z Alzheimer, batmanning, Aaliyah’s death, homeless man’s sign, trusting adults, racist wife, Myspace gateway drug, hot sauce abuse, sword ratchetness, Crittenton shooting, swordratchetness, MLK hurricane, God hurricane, bad mothering, stop sign prank and shoplifter idiot.

Intro: Chicken Loving – Thug Friends
Outro: Superfly – Curtis Mayfield

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Randomness In August

08/28/2011 / / 6 Comments

I'm already regretting last night.

1. Pandora was probably just a crazy chick back in ancient Greece and opening her box probably lead to her being all types of ratchet. Subsequently I think all crazy women’s vaginas should be called “Pandora’s Boxes”.

And to think this used to just be a concept.

 
2. Kids have no imagination any more. Everything is already mapped out for them with video games and various other technology. If you ask a kid what “Imagination” is they’ll tell you it’s a editing program made by Sony. Look it up!

#Employed

3. Ladies I wear a size 13 in business shoes. And you know what they say about a man’s business shoes right? He’s got a job.

This is useless now.

4. Why did we spend all that time learning the Dewey Decimal system?

5. The secret ingredient in my recipe to make tender ribs is “let the ribs listen to Drake for 2 hours” before grilling.

Look it up!

 

6. New Twitter rule if you can figure something out in 10 seconds with the help of Google then don’t ask me! I’m tired of questions like, “what’s the score of the game” sent from a smart phone or laptop computer.

You really gotta hand it to these vaginas.

7. The new Summer’s Eve commercial compares vaginas to hands. Somehow I think men have known this for years.

No thing to say here other than Caramel was the baddest black porn star ever!

8. Who ever came up with “no such thing as a dumb question” obviously didn’t have a Twitter account.

Not nearly as intimidating right?

9. If you think about it Batman’s belt was the only cool “Fanny Pack” in world history. Of course Jack Bauer has the only cool “man-purse” though.

Pain motivates us all.

 

10. Much like art all good binge eating comes from shame.

Duh

11. Kids are stupid. How do these clown party costumes fool them? Of course that’s not Sponge Bob dummy. Suddenly he and Patrick can’t talk? Really? If he had a sore throat why wouldn’t he just stay home?

Totally just hanging out toddling and stuff.

 

12. I know we call little kids toddlers but what exactly is toddling? Is it like how hipsters are hip?

Is it the onions or the repressed memories?

13. You ever cut onions and start crying at the same time you realize your uncle molested you? Thank God for those onions…

There is only one step left.

14. First there was planking. That’s where people lay down flat and take a pic of themselves. Now there is “Batmaning” where you hang from an object by your toes. I think the next step in the agenda is to bring back lynching. I’m onto you white people.

You have no depth perception. How will you hit me.

15. In hindsight I see why Snake Plisskin always had such a hard time convincing people he was a bad ass. He had one eye and a perm.

What ever happened to this dude any way?

16. I saw a homeless man with a sign that read “Dieing of AIDS. Please help!” And I wanted to roll the window down and say “Yeah I can help you. You spelled ‘dying’ wrong.”

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