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The Purse-suit of Happiness

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One of my followers @tellumyumad asked me today in a tweet “@AskRodP what are your thoughts on going through your woman’s purse?” Well, let me set the ladies who follow me on Twitter straight. You can’t spell “pursuer” without “ur purse” can you? So if you want a man to pursue you then you have to realize he’s going to have to go straight into your purse.

When a man is snooping through his woman’s purse the first thing he must ask himself is, “What do I hope to find?” Anything could be in that purse except the things that probably already drove him to look there in the first place. Things such as self respect, trust and dignity won’t be found next to spent condom wrappers or Spearmint gum. Maybe he’s looking for something to ease his suspicions that you’ve been seeing your ex again. He could be looking for hotel key cards, two used tickets to the movies or a receipt for a meal with two entrees on it.

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Don’t take it purse-sonal

It doesn’t really matter what does matter is that he’s showing concern. Sure, it’s a jealous, possessive and intrusive showing of concern that is a sign of things to come but, at least it is concern. Many women will object to such invasions of privacy saying things like:

  • If you trust me then why are you snooping through my belongings?
  • What does he hope to find?
  • Real men are secure enough to just ask if they feel something is wrong.

I’m reminded of the documentary “Taken” about a man whose ex-wife thought he was being overbearing about his daughter’s safety. In this documentary he was accused of being insecure, nosey and possessive. Well, because of his overbearing possessive insecure love and his special set of skills his daughter “Kim” is still alive today. She even learned enough to be able to assist her father Bryan out of another jam he got into later. (But that’s another story.) The point is this, a man snooping through your purse might be the thing that saves your life one day.

 

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I bet that picture is from her purse.

I say the purse isn’t far ENOUGH! Real love looks through your search history. It checks your passwords on social media so it can look through your private messages. It follows you around town using the GPS settings on your iPhone. Real love browses your search history on Google by just putting in the first letter of the alphabet and letting the auto-fill function do the rest. Ladies, ask yourself “When is the last time my man accused me of cheating on him because I took the long way home from the grocery store?”

If you feel like your love life is missing something and you want to see if your man cares then act suspiciously around your purse. Make it seem as if you have something to hide. When sitting on the couch watching a movie take your purse with you to the bathroom. Put a padlock on the zipper of your purse and sit it on top of the fridge. Sure, you can’t padlock a zipper. That’s impossible. But the point isn’t to secure the purse. The point is to insecure the man so that he’ll show his love by sneaking into your belongings.

At this point, ladies need to be worried about a man who DOESN’T want to go through a purse. If he’s not bothering to violate your trust then maybe it’s because he doesn’t care about your trust already. After all, you can’t violate what you don’t have.

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This is a man who cares.

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8 Comments

  1. I’m crying and laughing too hard @ you and Karen right now listening to you read about this..lmao maybe I’ll comment later.

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  2. True… I feel as if it is my duty as a provider and a protector to keep my wife safe from any harm, including herself. Not going through her purse daily is kind of like not knowing the passwords to all her online accounts. Only a crazy man would allow this to happen. Up top.

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  3. I only feel secure about my wife safety after I look through all her 235 bags before work! Sure I’m late for work everyday and about to be fired but what can I say, I love that woman.

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  4. I only feel secure about my wife safety after I look though all her 235 bags before work! Sure I’m late for work everyday and about to be fired but what can I say, I love that woman.

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  5. This is 100% spot on man…..it aint love til you invade their privacy and creep through her stuff. If you’ve never tried to hack her twitter password or her iPhone passcode, you sir have never been in love. Love and trust should always be antagonists to one another my brother.

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  6. I gotta keep it 100% times the square root of 1 divided by 27 with you Rod when I say that you’re completely right. I mean how can you profess your undying love for a person if you haven’t allowed your insecurities to lead you to test the legitimacy of your trust (or lack thereof) for a person. Nobody wants that kind of superficial, unsubstantiated love. Shit, I don’t even date a woman these days unless she has clearly issued some trust issues. I at least need a woman to have popped up over a house or gone through a cellphone or something before before I’m interested. You better listen to Rod P out here. Or end up alone.

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  7. Aubrey D Gramham

    03/26/2013 at 10:27 PM

    How do I get women to like me and men to respect me

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  8. Lmao rod, you crazy

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