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Year: 2011 (Page 30 of 31)

131: Shep the Greatest Of All Time

 

Rod and Karen are joined by Ed The Sports fan to discuss sports radio, NBA trades, the greatest fictional athletes of all time, tasing a kid, Disney sexual assault, online romance gone wrong, earthquake taunter, gun on a bus, peeing on the chicken, day care set up, teacher dog sex, gay guard rejected and Birdman ain’t tripping.

Intro: Regulators – Warren G
Outro: Big Pimping – The Dogg Pound

Twitter: @rodimusprime @SayDatAgain @edthesportsfan
Email: theblackguywhotips@gmail.com
Blog: www.theblackguywhotips.com
Voice Mail: 704-557-0186

Ed’s site: www.edthesportsfan.com
Ed’s radio show: http://www.blogtalkradio.com/edthesportsfan
Ed’s Slam Links: http://www.slamonline.com/online/blogs/ed-the-sports-fan/

129: The Whole Al Green Story


Rod and Karen are joined by Will and Justin to discuss an apology to Josheed, bed jealousy, the real Al Green Story, black movie reviews, little kid in Rated R movie, simple interviews, how to fix the economy, middle east and gas, waiting on Batman, popular rappers, BGC on Da Ox, Facebook stalking, Thin Mint fight, gun buyer, on time to work, 30 items in the butt, Chris Brown is free, singled out, semen bandit is caught and spiking the juice.

Intro: Jetting – Digable Planets
Outro: Kiss of Death – Jadakiss

Twitter: @rodimusprime @SayDatAgain @RhymeOverReason @Mr_Montgomery
Email: theblackguywhotips@gmail.com
Blog: www.theblackguywhotips.com
Voice Mail: 704-557-0186

Sponsor:
www.shadowdogproductions.com
And their on Twitter: @ShadowDogProd

And Now A Word From Our Sponsor (Again)

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Food For Random Thoughts

1.       Everything I learn about other cultures comes from porn. Did you know that Japanese people have pixelated genitalia? It’s true.

2.       I was at the gas station the other day getting some gas. You really do have to jump through a lot of hoops to get some gas. It’s like filling out a pop quiz. What is your zip code? Do you want debit or credit? Do you want a receipt? Would you like a car wash? Why didn’t you answer the phone when I called? Where were you last night? Let me see your Facebook password! You cheating on me nigga? I will cut your dick off!

3.       So it’s black history month and in observance of all of the sacrifices that my ancestors have made for me in order for me to be here doing this blog I’ve decide to call it “Call of Duty: African American Ops” for the rest of the month.

4.       I was reading an article for the podcast about a black man receiving a noose in his locker at his job. The noose supposedly was an “ominous message” as opposed to the friendly nooses for occasions like, “welcome to the neighborhood” or “happy birthday”.

5.       Instead of “how many people have you slept with” wouldn’t a better question be, “how many more people do you plan on sleeping with”?

6.     I am always slightly annoyed when rappers start their verses with “listen”.

As opposed to what? You already have my attention. I’m actually expecting you to rap at any moment. Do you think I just have the song on in the background and I’m turning it down when the words come on? Stop insulting my intelligence. That’s like me starting a blog post with “read this!”

7.       Look ladies, I don’t know what Bruno Mars is trying to convince you of but I won’t catch a grenade for you.  I might catch a cab for you. If it’s love then I would catch a plane for you. More than likely I’ll catch a movie and a bite to eat for you. I also won’t catch an STD or a case for you either.

8.       I have a friend who recently started a new job and she asked me for some advice. I was like, “On day one you walk up to the biggest mofo in that place. You look them right in the face and you knock them out in front of everyone. Let ‘em know you’re not to be messed with.” When I hung up I realized I had accidentally given her my prison advice speech. So if anyone is hiring in the Virginia area please contact theblackguywhotips@gmail.com

9.       I was listening to a song by The Lox the other day and by the time I turned off the song I had been shot 18 times.

10.   JaRule is saying that his next album won’t have any derogatory references to women. I think the album will be somewhere between 10 and 20 minutes long.

11.   Hey conspiracy theorist if they let you say it on your podcast or blog then it’s probably not true. You’ll know you’re onto the truth when they come to kill you.

12.   Have you ever considered that Gucci Mane may have done his face like that because while you can steal a chain you can’t steal tattoo.

128: WTF is JW Talking About?

Rod and Karen are joined by Tye Diamond to discuss cafeteria shutdown, relationship help desk, Josheed Wallace, is Drake gay, porn downloads, IHOP sadness, tipping, before pics, Al Green grits, Best Buy is shady again, niggapedia, JaRule grows up, Waka still alive, Royce on the way out, 70 year old prostitute, police brutality, toys on eBay, nuts in coffee, dared to shoot, 1.22 GPA and Maury causes a break up.

Intro: Oh and It’s Shaved – Brian Pumper
Outro: Salute – TI

Twitter: @rodimusprime @SayDatAgain @TyeDiamond
Email: theblackguywhotips@gmail.com
Blog: www.theblackguywhotips.com
Voice Mail: 704-557-0186

Sponsor:
www.shadowdogproductions.com
And their on Twitter: @ShadowDogProd

Rod and Karen are joined by Sherley and Clove from Chonilladotcom podcast to discuss ending the show early, The Big Mama Trilogy, Valentine’s Day, Free movie screening, beer at work, Spartaacus, Fire Alarms and Chivalry, Hooters is depressing, Scarcasm Love, Vote for the Rock, Egypt, Date Rape, Waka Flocka got away, Why You’re Not Married, Haynesworth, Ear eating, 400 lbs tased, Playstation matricide, hitting kids, OJ Simpson, duct taped kid and a dangerous Canadian cow.

Intro: Definition – Black Star
Outro: Who Knew – Eminem

Twitter: @rodimusprime @SayDatAgain @Clovasaurus @Chonilladotcom
Email: theblackguywhotips@gmail.com
Blog: www.theblackguywhotips.com
Voice Mail: 704-557-0186

Find Clove and Sherley at their website: www.chonilla.com

Sponsor:
www.shadowdogproductions.com
And their on Twitter: @ShadowDogProd

And Now A Word From Our Sponsor

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We’re giving away a free copy of our new comedy Audioplay “Try The Pie” to all of The Black Guy Who Tips listeners who respond within a week of the release of this podcast.  All you have to do is go to http://www.shadowdogproductions.com/pie.html and click on the “add to cart” button.  The next page will have a discount code box.  You simply have to enter “RodAndKarenRock” with no spaces.  The next page will ask you for your name and email address.  It only wants your email so it can send you a copy of the download link to your inbox, but you can always enter bogus info if you want.  After you fill out the info, you get your download link.  That’s all there is to it, just remember the discount code is RodAndKarenRock with no spaces, and capital letters don’t matter either way.  You have a week.

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