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BDS 387: I Masturbated I’m Ready

Rod, Justin and Karen discuss listener feedback, Joe Buck be drinking in the booth, Bubba Wallace breaks record, Jimmy Smith family robbed, Chris Doyle, Sabrina Parr responds to Lamar Odom, Kaepernick production threatened by the Proud Boys, Chad Johnson be breeding, MJ opning more clinics, ATL Mayor says not to come to ATL for All Star weekend, Australian swimmer arrested for meth trafficking, Mets have ANOTHER sexual harassment firing, Vincent Jackson death, Aaron Rodger relationship, JaVale McGee donates to single motehr, Deshaun Watson, Dayton 500 had lowest ratings ever, Steph Curry dagger question, Tim Tebow retiring from baseball, sports heiresses putting it on the gram, Pacman Jones fight, fan controlled football salaries, Liz Cambage rocking Fenty, Cam clothes budget, NBA players don’t want vaccine, Meek Mill references Kobe in rap, Herschel Walker says no reparations, no one knows who Jimmy Butler is and Larry Johnson Hotep Corner.


  1. Darienfoxx

    Hey y’all,

    Dropping in just to say how much fun it’s been watching the hornets play this year. I’ve only stepped foot in North Carolina a couple of times, the Hornets/Bobcats have always been near and dear to my heart for some reason. I’ve watched this franchise fuck up draft picks, get screwed by the lottery, make curious head coaching and free agent decisions. It’s been agonizing. So now that almost everything seems to be going in the right direction, I want to walk into the front office and tell someone not to touch ANYTHING. Because whatever they’re doing, it’s working. How many teams are there in the league with at least five guys that could go for 30??

    But what’s even crazier is not only is this team really fun to watch, they seem to be really smart, too. People moving without the ball, getting in positions to score, it’s just beautiful. And then on top of all of that watching LaMelo be great and also improve at the same time. This could be the start of something special.

    Honestly, it has Golden State vibes. And no, probably not 2014 Golden State. But definitely 2007 Golden State with Byron and Stack Jack. A franchise that looks like it knows what it’s doing. Good and able to make some noise in the playoffs. Might push me over the edge to finally get that league pass.

    Anyway, love the show as always y’all.


    What’s good Rod, Karen & Jellen Winslow Jr.

    Anytime NASCAR or any form Motorsport is discussed, it does put a smile on my face, especially if it’s jokes, so I was totally fine with how the Daytona 500 was being discussed on BDS. Oh & Karen, I got you: Y’all in Charlotte have two races a year with the Coca-Cola 600 & Bank of America 500k, which is on a road course, but at the same track; they just change the layout is all. That second one used to be a traditional 334 lap/500 mile race like the 600 mile one, but they changed it after the fall of 2017, because it wasn’t well attended or viewed on TV & it’s much better, imo.

    If anybody here in the BDS community won’t be a Motorsports correspondent to keep y’all in the loop about racing, then, I’ll just step up like Thanos getting that Infinity Gauntlet in Age of Ultron & just do it myself. Lol, anyway, y’all have a good one.

  3. fyahworks

    Greetings Rod, Karen, and j Elijah milsap,

    1. So this one is a doozy, Elijah milsap played for the Utah jazz back in 2016 and he claims during his exit interview, Dennis Lindsey, the vp of basketball ops, (a whhhite) and still holding the title, said to him he would “cut his black ass”! This is said to have happened in front of the current coach, Quinn synder. Well it seems his black ass got cut because after words he played in Europe and vanished into thin air, never to be heard from again, until he made this claim.
    2. Thoughts and prayers. For tiger woods, after that crazy car crash he had. I swear everytime you guys take a break some wild shit happens, with in the news, pop culture or sports,
    3. Lastly, do you guys agree or disagree: “wardell” made a comment recently that said the warriors still have a target on their backs from the dynasty run they went on for 5 years…… I say not really, what say you?

    Enjoy y’all weekend

    Fyahworks out

  4. Amani

    Hey Rod, Karen, and J. Mather

    I know y’all don’t cover baseball but Mariners team President been fucking UP! Because it’s baseball he already had multiple charges against him for sexual harassment. Then he got caught on tape talking about not paying for Japanese player’s interpreters, making fun of his top prospects ability to speak English, and bragging about leaving dudes in the minor leagues so the team didn’t have to pay them. This shit is so bad I’m just surprised he was already with the Mets. 

    And Rod’s dreams ain’t dead yet! The hope for Josh and Johnny comeback is alive in the hex! Josh Gordon signed up to play with Johnny Manziel in that fan controlled football league. And if any league would give us a reality show we deserve, it’s that one.

    And don’t look now but my Knicks out here tied for the 4th seed in the east right now. You damn right I’mma talk my shit! Appreciate all the dope shows as always and hope y’all have a good week.

  5. SuavyP

    What Up Rod, Karen and Judas you snitch!! smdh
    Anyway just bringing a groupie tale update (because you know, who gives a fcuk about sports, right??)… Although she won’t officially say it, your girl Bundleofbrittany is indeed pregnant! I know a pregnant pic when i see one and the ones she’s been taking lately are definitely preggo pics. Plus the comments section are turned back off again (a preggo self-care tactic!) PJ Tucker shot his shot and what do you know, it worked! Congratulations again to those two. “SHE DID IT, JOE….!!!!”

  6. Dr_Doughstax

    What it do Rod, Karen and Jeon Sanders,

    Prime saying that his stuff go stolen after a game, Jackson State saying it wasn’t and then Prime clapping back on Twitter to say his shit was indeed stolen? I don’t think it’s a good look for a head coach to be arguing with his own school, but I also don’t know if that is making a bigger deal than this really is? I read about how his Prime Prep Academy (charter school in TX) got run into the ground and I was high key side eyeing Jackson State hiring Prime and I just don’t want him fucking up the JSU football program or school itself in service of himself. What do y’all think of all this?

    After all these years of Russell Wilson speaking in beeps and boops about Jesus, the nigga finally came out and said they need to fix the offensive line! And yeah, Russ does have an issue with holding the ball too long, but that line has been a 5 pack of ass for almost his whole career. Russ has a list of 4 teams (Cowboys, Bears, Raiders, and Saints), but I have a solution to his woes: the Browns trade Baker Mayfield and anything else not nailed down to bring Russ to the Cleveland Blacks! He’s religious, right? The Lord said the meek shall inherit the Earth and what better place to inherit winning than one of the meekest cities in the league? Plus, Baker’s stats are good enough to convince a white GM he can lead their team to greatness.

    Shouts out to DeMaurice Smith telling agents to collude if they have to to make sure teams ain’t trying to lowball players cuz the cap went down.

    I hope y’all have a wonderful weekend and thank you for the shows as always!

    – Dough

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