Rod, Justin, and Karen discuss listener feedback, Cam Newton joining First Take, Beasley cleared according to Shams, Shedeur, Tay Tay to Travis Kelce, someone fired a shot into Andy Reid’s office, Dennis Schroeder explains why Germans will never love him as much as Dirk, Jaylen Brown’s dad stabs man, man who threw dildo at Liberty game found, Northwestern settles with coach who was fired, NFL not suspending Jim Harbaugh, Joy Taylor claps back on Whitlock, green sex toy thrown at Vikings game, Bills owner yacht sparks outrage, Dave Portnoy can’t come into the Ohio State game, Fox Sports beefing with YouTube TV, Tyreek Hill paying up 50K a month in divorce case, Jay Cutler getting 4 days in jail, Jerry Rice and Terrell Owens kids cut, Jordon Hudson and Bill Belichick files for GoldDigger trademark, Gilbert Arenas and Skip Bayless, Rashee Rice suspended 6 games, QB Avery Johnson’s family fights after game and Rampage Jackson’s son arrested.
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What it do Rod, Karen and J Belichik,
Good morning and I hope all is well.
“We consider ourselves the 33rd (NFL) team, ‘cause everybody who’s involved in our program has had some form of aspect in pro football.”
That’s a quote from UNC football GM Mike Lombardi earlier this year and that alone should’ve told me how unserious Belichik and this team were going to be. Another sign should’ve been Belichik hiring both his sons and letting the mullet one call the defense.
I ain’t seen an ass kicking this lopsided since Bishop Sycamore not have I seen so many non-Boston people say that Tom Brady must be the GOAT. I know UNC is a basketball school but even Mack Brown ain’t have the football looking this down bad and sincerely tragic.
I hope Jordon can keep stacking her real estate portfolio in peace while Bill steals money from UNC boosters and embarrasses himself; Belichik and crew clearly thought they could big brain their way through college football and instead Bill got torched by a grown man named Sonny for 60 minutes. Only thing worse than getting cooked by a grown man named Sonny has got to be getting dropkicked down the Stairway to Heaven by a grown man named Dabo.
I hope y’all have a wonderful weekend and thanks for the dope shows throughout the week.
Peace,
Dough
Hey Rod, Karen & Jawhi Leonard
Jesus, Pablo Torre’s been cooking on this story with the Clippers/Kawhi. Great stuff. I did find it weird that Mark Cuban was defending Ballmer a wee bit too hard with his conversation with Pablo. Owners defending owners isn’t a new thing, but Cuban had a little bit of dip on his chip with his exchange. Sure wish someone gave me & all of us $28M to do nothing. Charmed life there, Kawhi. Longform journalism hasn’t sounded this good in a minute. Props to Pablo.
Chargers-Chiefs delivered & so did Cowboys-Eagles. Jalen Carter’s a germ warfare dumbass. Anyway, peace.
Well, well, well, looks like my favorite Filipino journalist has been playing chess this whole time. Who has been on a greater run than Pablo Torre this year? MJ’s Bulls? Tiger late ‘90s? 2008 Olympics Michael Phelps? Who! These sorry-ass Clippers. As a Lakers fan, I never understood why you would live in LA and willingly choose to be a Clippers fan. Why! Three things in life are certain: Death, Taxes, and Clippers gonna Clip. I think what strikes me about this story is the hubris of this white man. He is already the 6th richest man in the world, he owns a sports franchise in LA, he was seen as a hero – even by me a Lakers fan – in the wake of Donald Sterling. And it STILL wasn’t enough. He had to try to circumvent the cap with this fraudulent company, and for what? One damn good knee. SMH! Also, how must James Harden be feeling. He “gave up” $36 million by not signing his option so the Clippers could have more cap flexibility. Tree Man Gets Paid lol!!
Nigga if they are taking those dildos out of their ass, throwing them… hitting children. The way I just cackled at the thought!
Also circling back to Jason Whitlock and even the Cardi B conversation if you fuck with me, I’m taking it to hell ♀️
I’m fat and a BBL couldn’t save her marriage. That’s just where we would have to be at. Jason even imagining that type of proximity warrants a “you fat nasty bastard how dare you even put two brain cells together to come up with the audacity” I feel like that’s just nigga math.
Cidney
Rod, Karen, & Jilo Janders,
No offense to Shadeur, but I really don’t care. Yes, he was statistically speaking a late second – early third pick, it was really strange seeing all the QBs in the draft drop lower than expected. The second QB didn’t go until 25 this year. The story is so much bigger than him. And the QBs that were taken, were taken in pretty much the expected order (based on data analysis) other than Jalen Milroe, who should have been after Will Howard. There was a lot of hype for Shadeur, but he was the fifth best QB in the draft and was the sixth QB drafted. Teams just were not drafting QBs high this year.
That being said, I’m here to talk about Shilo. He was undrafted and came so close to making the roster, but then he had to throw a punch. Yes, the TE was holding him (and the refs weren’t calling it), yes, the TE did commit unsportsmanlike conduct by continuing to block after the play (and the refs weren’t calling it), but Shilo, you got to learn not to throw a haymaker that the refs can see! Now he’s almost as toxic as his brother!
Y’all think that there is a path back to the roster for Shilo?
Just a note, Shilo was paid $1572 by the Bucs and fined $4669 by the NFL… Ouch!