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Will I Get A Tattoo? (30/100)

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TBGWT Premium Sign Up Page

If we get to 100 PayPal monthly subscribers for TBGWT Premium I promise to get a tattoo of the “#TBGWT” logo. Can the fans make this happen? Well, I’m writing this right now to keep you updated and involved on our progress. Right now our current number of monthly subscribers is 30 and it’s only been 4 days since we announced the TBGWT Premium service. As I stare at my currently unblemished arm I’m starting to get nervous because you guys might actually make this happen! I’m embracing this feeling because that’s how everything has felt since I was laid off. I work harder now than I did at my 40 hour a week job because this show is a 24 hour 7 day a week obligation of love.

It’s been a very eventful week for us at The Black Guy Who Tips and we have to thank you fans for all of the support you’ve shown us thus far. We’ve launched our spin-off shows, started TBGWT Premium and have continued our new 5 shows per week format. We couldn’t take these steps with out you. So thank you so much just for actually valuing our time and efforts. A lot of people think we’re crazy to go out on a limb and rely upon our audience to actually show monetary support for all our hard work. You continue to prove them wrong every day.

When I lost my job almost 2 months ago I tried to think of it not as losing my main source of income but gaining an opportunity to fulfill my potential. If it wasn’t for you guys I wouldn’t have a goal to work towards. It really feels like I’m sailing into the unknown here and putting more faith in people than I ever have before. I feel like the work we’ve done and continue to do is definitely worth it.

The question is “What is TBGWT worth to listeners?” I guess we’ll find out the answer together. As a podcast listener myself I know what it’s like to have a show take your mind away from whatever mundane task is at hand while you’re in your cubicle at work. While for the vast majority of shows it’s free to listen at the same time it’s also priceless.

Karen and I have let the audience into our lives episode by episode over the course of the last 3 years. We’ve done so much to cultivate the coolest audience in podcasting bar none but TBGWT Premium gives us the chance to do even more. I’ve always stressed that you guys don’t owe use anything and you still don’t. We’ll continue doing the main show and providing it completely free of charge. TBGWT Premium gives us the chance to have our feet on solid ground when making plans for the show. It gives us something we can count on when it comes to paying our bills. Even though the checks from my employer stopped… the bills didn’t. Can you believe that?

You can look forward to more spin off shows coming this week. We have our first ever “Medium Talk” where I talked to a phone sex operator about her job in addition to additional episodes of all the other spin off shows from last week. We’ve got you guys covered because you guys cover us.

TBGWT Premium

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This page is for fans who go above and beyond the call of duty to support the show financially. You can check here to download all of the old episodes of the podcast in addition to new spin-off shows. All it takes to become a premium member is a subscription via Paypal. Make sure you’re registered as a member of theblackguywhotips.com by clicking the link below:

Register To Be A Member Of The Site

After this just email us at theblackguywhotips@gmail.com letting us know your username on the site and we can activate your premium membership. After we receive your email and verify your subscription you’ll receive an email from us notifying you that you have access to all of our new spin off shows and archived episodes:

FYI: This is separate from any recurring donations you may currently have with TBGWT. Also we ask that you please do not share any of the links to the shows. Your support means the world to us and without it we will not be able to continue to do the show in the current format. Thank you for supporting us.


 

Why should you go premium?

In addition to supporting the show and allowing us the freedom to create more content for listeners you can also hear the show from the beginning. Only premium members have exclusive access all of our archived episodes.

Exclusive Spin-off Shows such as:

(Click The Logos To Go To The Episodes)

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Lip Smacking Good is a show hosted by Karen and it’s all about food culture and the love of food. Karen talks to people about food from all over the globe in the way that only Karen can.

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Medium Talk with Rod is an interview show where Rod goes a bit more in depth than the normal interviews on TBGWT.

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Balls Deep Sports is the weekly Sports podcast that you’ve all been waiting for. Rod talks with various people about the sports news of the week.

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The Nerd Off is a weekly podcast dedicated to nerd culture. This is the show for the nerd that doesn’t hate everything.

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Spoiled Movie Reviews is a podcast hosted by Rod and Karen for people who’ve seen the movie, never plan on seeing the movie or just don’t give a fuck.

Other shows will be coming forth in the future.

Mandatory Blackness Assignment: D’Jango Review. Due by February 28th

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INSTRUCTOR NAME: The Spirit Of All Our Black Ancestors
COURSE NUMBER/COURSE TITLE: D’Jango Unchained In The African American Diaspora
TITLE OF ASSIGNMENT:
  • D’Jango Unchained Thesis
DESCRIPTION OF ASSIGNMENT:
  • All black people with anything higher than a high school diploma must construct some form of media about the social / societal ramifications of the movie Quentin Tarantino’s D’jango Unchained by the end of Black History Month. Those with  multiple degrees or post college graduate education must submit longer forms of D’jango analysis.
PURPOSE OF ASSIGNMENT:
  • The purpose of this assignment is to verify your status in the African American diaspora by overly pontificating on the 2 hour and 45 minute Spaghetti Western involving one white man’s take on slavery as a background.
  • As a bonus you may also use this assignment to prove how much smarter and sophisticated you are than other negroes through your love / hatred or indifference of D’Jango Unchained.
  • Black people will also use this assignment to promote the viewing of other black cinema about slavery such as Roots, Amistad and Precious.
PROCESS:
• Make a list of preliminary Resources for this project.Preliminary Resources for this project include Roots, A Fistful of Dollars, Amistad, Precious, Madea Goes To Jail, Pariah, Red Hook Summer, The Color Purple and all Quentin Tarantino movies. You may also read books such as Roots, Beloved, Uncle Tom’s Cabin, Madea Goes To Jail and Encyclopedia Brown.
• Read and Explore resources related to your project. Black people must read and explore resources related to your project or not read them but at least cite them as if you understand. For example:“Yeah yeah I get that the movie is supposed to be based off of Sergio Romero (Pronounced: Leone) films but it’s historically inaccurate.”“I know Spike Lee made Do The Right Thing but fuck that nigga. He ain’t made a good movie in 10 years!”• formulate a research question that you hope to answer. Questions such as:“Why is Spike Lee a bitch ass hater who don’t want to see a movie about slavery?”“Who the fuck does Dick Gregory think he is?”

“Which utterances of “nigger” were appropriate and which made you feel awkward?”

“How many white people were in your theater and did they laugh at the appropriate times?”

“Why wasn’t there more slavery in the film?”

“Why was there too much slavery in the film?”

“Why didn’t this film solve racism?”

“How did this film make up for 400 years of black oppression at the hands of white people?”

“Why was the n-word used so many times?”

“Why are all black people who disagree with you stupid sheep who can’t possibly have the same understanding and appreciation for blackness that you do?”

“Why should D’Jango Unchained be 100% accurate to all of the events that occurred during and around slavery?”

“Why should D’Jango Unchained be 100% accurate to all of the events that occurred during and around everything that’s ever happened to any black person ever at any point in time?”

“Why only sellouts and uncle Toms can’t get excited about seeing white slave masters get their comeuppance?”

“Is that one dude gay for holding Jamie Foxx’s dick?”

“Why they selling them dolls though?”

“How can a white man make this movie when Tyler Perry hasn’t even gotten a chance to make his historical opus on slavery yet?”
• create a first draft attempting to answer your question with sources or just anecdotal references from conversations at the beauty salon, barbershop, basketball court or any family get-together.
• revise the first draft for with more racial overtones and insults about anyone who potentially disagrees with your point of view.
• create an outline for your project as it stands
• revise again with more racial overtones and insults about anyone who potentially disagrees with your point of view
• edit for surface errors and mechanics and realize white people don’t even care about all this.

RESOURCES:
LOGISTICS:
• This assignment is due by the end of black history month or you will have your blackness revoked.
• All forms of media must be as long enough for everyone to want to roll their eyes and change the subject all ready.
• This assignment is 50% of your blackness for 2013
• Format: Mp3, video or written
• Sources there is no limit or minimum for sources that must be used in this assignment. If you are black that is source enough to pontificate on the very idea of this film for hours.
• All people with degrees in African American Studies MUST complete this assignment or they will have their degrees revoked.

Guest Spots For Last Week

Wow it  was a busy week folks. Your favorite podcasting married folks were on the grind spreading the word about The Black Guy Who Tips Podcast. If you’re looking for bonus Rod and Karen then you’ve come to the right place.

Karen was on Scarcasm Live (Casual Conversation) for another ladies night hosted by Sherry.

Rod and Karen hosted another Spoiled Movie Review Podcast with Kriss and Dexter. Check it out here.

Rod was on The Evening Jones kicking with Bomani Jones talking some NBA finals among other things.

Rod was on the Black Is Online podcast to discuss black men’s sexual politics with a round table of black male podcasters. Check it out by clicking HERE to go to Stitcher or you can find it on iTunes by searching “Black Is Online”

And Karen was on the Eclectik Discussion Podcast discussing all things Eddie Murphy. Click HERE to check out the episode. Hope you enjoy!

Spring Cleaning Random Thoughts

It's only a slight change right?

1. The people who make Run Pee need to come out with an app called “run shit” where they tell you about 15 minutes of the movie instead of the five minutes they tell you about now.

Is it Buy One Get Two For A Hand Shanty?

2. Qdoba has a buy one get one free coupon for a kiss on Valentine’s Day. What do I get for a blow job?

One day someone looked at this animal and thought "I want its skin on my genitals"... weird.

3. If lamb skin condoms are made of lamb skin. Sheep skin condoms are made of sheep skins. What are bare skin condoms by Trojan made of?

The new American Family

4. They should change the name of “The Cleveland Show” to “African American Dad”.

Because isn't there a fetish for EVERYTHING?

5. Why isn’t someone being extremely ashy a fetish? I mean everything is a fetish to someone else right? Why not “ash to mouth” porn?

Why go to college if this is all it takes to get women?

6. If porn is as influential as people say it is then why aren’t there a lot more pizza men in the world?

So it's crazy in the movie "Fight Club" but cute in the comic section of the paper?

7. So are we pretending that Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes didn’t have severe multiple personality disorder represented by Hobbes the Tiger?

I'm giving up sweets and dealing with people.

8. I gave up “on humanity” for Lent.

This was the coolest shit ever growing up!

9. I wonder if MJ actually kept anything in the pockets of that leather zipper jacket.

At this point... why are you even still playing the game?

10. I’m convinced that the only people still playing “Words With Friends” are cheaters and people who don’t mind losing.

Uh Mike's never coming back yo...

11. Mike has been in Brazil for a long time at this point. I think they should change the site to “Brazilian Mike.”

Can you crack the case of the internet making you obsolete?

12. They printed the last set of encyclopedias this week. So does that mean from now on kids will read novels about Wikipedia Brown?

Oh no I've got the Call of Duty Flu

13. Big movie and video game releases make me sick and I need time off work. It’s a very rare disease.

She's actually 23 years old.

14. Whenever I see an old person smoking cigarettes I always think, “Good for you. You beat the odds!” Then they tell me that they are actually 25 years old.

My nicotine.

15. I don’t judge smokers because I’m fat. I have impulse control issue with my eating. I’m a chronic masticator.

It's also good for alliteration!

16. I’m glad we as a people got comfortable with the term “Black” because “African American” is too long for porn titles.

Except the songs that are longer than 5 minutes.

17. All of Nicki Minaj’s songs are 3 to 5 minutes too long.

You made me care about this character?!

18. Do the people who were upset that Rue was black in “The Hunger Games” movie know that the bible took place in Africa? Uh oh…

No wonder it doesn't ever come out right!

19. Microwave Mexican food is the laziest of all the food groups. The instructions are way too casual. “Open one end of the package and cook 1 to 5 minutes.”

Actually I will take your word for it.

20. I hated reading when I was growing up. I was the only kid who actually took Levar Burton’s word for it.

Yes... ma'am

21. Women think I’m really respectful but honestly I just think “ma’am” is short for “mammaries”.

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