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BDS 205: Catch These Hands For Grandma

Rod and Justin discuss listener feedback, NBA play-offs, Big Baller Brand Shoes, Mike Glennon, Mia Khalifa, Clippers should stay together, Vince Carter has 2 more years, Woj going to ESPN, Clay Travis, The Big3, Kaep helping, Ed Werter, Smush Parker, Draymond on racism, Brandon Roy shot, Lakers want Lonzo, Red Sox fan banned for racism, Kobe runs into Instagram model, Dahntay Jones, Jay Cutler getting broadcasting job, Riley Cooper gets another chance, Hawks brass shake up, Bengals write letter about drafting Mixon, Lebron does like brewery using his image, Big Ben and Landon Rice.

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  1. Dr_Doughstax

    05/12/2017 at 10:52 AM

    Howdy Rod and Coach J’Tonio,

    I hope all is good.

    Isiash Thomas telling that Washington that he could fuck him up was good, but adding that “and you *know* that” was greatness. Isaiah Thomas might be the height of a cubicle dweller, but at 5’7, he’s been fighting all his life. Do you have any NBA players you’d like to see lay hands on ignorant fans?

    Speaking of crushed dreams: D’Antoni looked like he’d finally be in a position to take a team to Western Conference Finals and *finally* summit his greatest mountain: beat Pop in the playoffs.

    The Spurs beat the Rockets like Father Time beat Greg Oden. Nigga. 40 points at home. Tony Parker out. Kawhi Leonard out. Ginobli smiling like shit on the bench. Bruh.

    I got two questions about Ames Aren (Had to take the H outta his name because Houston fans probably have disowned him at this point)

    1. Is Ames Aren actually athletic? The more I watch him the more he looks like an try hard nigga at the Y. Ginobli’s block in Game 5 was unforgivable.

    2. Was Ames point shaving last night? How does an alleged professional athlete take a shot like *that one shot* that flew off in its own direction, like all of Ames’ teeth?

    Charles Barkley’s face while getting righteously dragged during that “dialogue”, he looked like the whole moron that he is.

    Oh and shouts out to Falcon’s Diva and her Olympian levels of petty. I’m gonna make a note to speak on the Falcons for my own safety and well-being.

    Have a great day y’all, peace.

  2. Hey, Rod and J Harden! I hope you guys had a good week. It really annoys me to have to talk about Lavar Ball again, but I realized something this week… people are openly advocating for him to be an absentee father all because he’s annoying! Lmao!!! I’ve been seeing things all over my timeline, and I’m just floored. I can’t believe he gets to people THIS much. These poor broke niggas… I lived seeing that video of the mother in Baltimore telling Charles Barkley that she doesn’t know him and she doesn’t like him. This fool really thought he was going to walk into an over-policed community and tell them that when the cops kill them, it’s just a split second mistake and they should be more understanding. Nigga please! Anyway, hope y’all have a great weekend! Smooches!

  3. Hey Rod and Jyle Lowry

    Justin made me wonder what I missed by not watching Raptors games all year picking them to go to the conference finals. A quick sweep later and Lebron has the whole franchise talking about blowing it up like the Clippers.

    I just hope Kerr stays out the whole playoffs so Mike Brown can beat the Cavs in the finals while they’re STILL paying him from four years ago. We got Draymond coaching, Durant over here barking at people being the bad guy, turned the loveable lightskinned Warriors into the aggressive darkies over night. I hope Leonard Brothers is in the chat too! We stay winning.

    And how dare anybody put Melo who has at least been to the conference finals in the same sentence as CP Never Seen Round 3. Chris Balls wishes he had as much postseason success as your boy.

  4. I loved the Rod as Lebron riff!
    Who wouldn’t want to have the power to demand concessions from the de facto ruling class of the world? Lebron is literally living the dream. And think of how perfect he has to be and how hard he has to work just to be in that position.

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