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Self Of Steam Cooking

I know how it looks but I didn't use the Waffler to make the chicken. I swear I didn't.

I’d like to thank KanYeBreast on Twitter for inspiring this idea. She’s a hilarious follow and a renown cook on the interwebs. Check out her appetizing blog here for humor and delicious recipes. Another good foodie is Elon James White (who’s been on the podcast before) and you can check out his food blog here.  Now after viewing those blogs you probably feel like the fat guy in the gym. As inspirational as that should be it’s actually a little discouraging. Why even cook at all if you can’t match their skill level? Is there even a chance you’ll ever randomly accidentally perhaps one day cook something that could go to college and graduate to look like one of these items?

 

 

No? Me either but what you CAN possibly do is make something similar or better than my concoction above. It’s a split chicken breast that was marinated for 3 days in wine and garlic and then grilled outside on the … uh … grill. And the veggies are sauteed chayote squash, yellow sqaush and onions. 24 hours ago I hadn’t ever heard of chayote squash. Anyways I put this on Twitter and openly invited the world to mock my food. And a lot of people definitely got in some good jokes. The chicken was called a frog, Darkwing Duck and a bat. And that’s when I realized MY gift for cooking.

Yeah that’s right “gift”. KanyeBreast and Elon James unintentionally intimidate many of us to keep our food pics off Twitter and our bodies out of the kitchen. Well I think my lack of skill will encourage many people to say “Hey I can do something better than that.” And that’s what I’m about. I believe I will inspire many more people to pick up their neglected kitchen utensils and follow me on my journey to cook for myself.

Cooking for myself is about making healthy choices for me and taking control of my diet. I doubt I’ll ever get to the level of “plating” and preparing food the way the pros do it. I guarantee I will make the average person feel much more capable of making their own food. And despite my lack of presentation skills… Karen and I both cleaned our plates. It was better than it looked!

197: Inside The Actor’s Studio (Literally)

Rod and Karen are joined by the most people ever on this episode. We have Elijah, Dexter, John, Nathaniel, Lisa and Alexa on at the same time to discuss entertainment trailer legislation, Snapped, defense attorneys, 4D movies, Summer’s Eve ads, tortured artist, Chick-Fil-A drive through attendants, the most human prison in the world,pie throwing, 10 kids in an SUV, child’s play, the devil made me do it, shooting your loved ones, police coffee with snot, domestic violence, oh Florida, 5k Zombie run, stabbing over cats, sword ratchetness, living with a dead girl friend, double jeopardy and where are the teachers?

Intro: Feels So Good – Ma$e
Outro: Benz or Beamer – Outkast

Twitter: @rodimusprime @SayDatAgain @ShadowDogProd @nbsetthetrend @johnfoutz @AlexaYeames
Email: theblackguywhotips@gmail.com
Blog: www.theblackguywhotips.com
Voice Mail: 704-557-0186

Sponsor:
www.shadowdogproductions.com
And they’re on Twitter: @ShadowDogProd

Sponsor:
http://www.partyhopperapp.com/
And on Facebook – http://www.facebook.com/pages/Party-Hopper-GPS/176602912393514?sk=wall

195: Animals Are The New Slaves?

Rod and Karen are joined by Justin to discuss Smokers and fat people, Snapped, PETA, Slavery, the democratic plantation, the debt ceiling, peeing on someone on fire, plywood TVs, black people tipping, Google+, porn frame up, father with swords, self operation, butt slasher and another Eddie Long accuser.

Intro: On Fire – Eminem
Outro: Ya Mama – The Pharcyde

Twitter: @rodimusprime @SayDatAgain @RhymeOverReason
Email: theblackguywhotips@gmail.com
Blog: www.theblackguywhotips.com
Voice Mail: 704-557-0186

Sponsor:
www.shadowdogproductions.com
And they’re on Twitter: @ShadowDogProd

Sponsor:
http://www.partyhopperapp.com/
And on Facebook – http://www.facebook.com/pages/Party-Hopper-GPS/176602912393514?sk=wall

Party Hopper – The App For Irresponsible Drunks

I’ve been waiting on someone to invent an app that keeps up with my fast paced drunken antics and now Party Hopper comes along and saves the day. It runs in the background and saves battery life. And while I’m black out drunk I don’t have to remember to “check in” with the app. I just set it and forget it… LITERALLY! If you like to party hard then you need this app in your life. I just hope they don’t get a hold of this app in The Hangover 3. It’ll be the shortest movie ever!

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194: The Southern Fried Podcast

Rod and Karen are joined by Titus and Kevo to discuss writing a book, Superman’s job, rapper’s lying to other rappers, selling out, dressing for work, work segregation, moths, Professor X, trustworthy mechanics, no draws on the plane, lemon return, coke and beer for kids, road rage sword ratchetness, old man strength, horseplay, comic-con weapons check, Craigslist revenge and a gun with no bullets.

Intro: Country Sh#t – Big Krit
Outro: Southernplayalisticadillacmusik – Outkast

Twitter: @rodimusprime @SayDatAgain @trojanscooter @cybersoulja
Email: theblackguywhotips@gmail.com
Blog: www.theblackguywhotips.com
Voice Mail: 704-557-0186

Kevo’s Website: http://www.beatindablock.com/
Titus’ Website: http://sportssexsneakers.blogspot.com/

Sponsor:
www.shadowdogproductions.com
And their on Twitter: @ShadowDogProd

192: Dropping In On Mom

Rod and Karen discuss going to the dentist, Storm, music club, west coast slang, slave owners, sex with daughter, house party murder, Wal-Mart jerk off, cast removal, toddler bank robbery, old man strength, crashing plane, iPhone drop, Eli Porter documentary, sex is on fire, robot sword fighter, go to your room, meth hallucinations.

Intro: International Zone Coaster – Leaders of The New School
Outro: Give It To Me Right – Melanie Fiona

Twitter: @rodimusprime @SayDatAgain
Email: theblackguywhotips@gmail.com
Blog: www.theblackguywhotips.com
Voice Mail: 704-557-0186

Sponsor:
www.shadowdogproductions.com
And their on Twitter: @ShadowDogProd

Hey please click on these links for our sponsor!

This podcast is sponsored by the Carly series.  The first two episodes are already out and episode three, Chance vs Fate, premieres next week.  The Carly series is about a girl who can predict the end of the world.  And, unlike that old dumbass from earlier this year, she’s not trying to cash in on this knowledge, she’s trying to stop it.

Here are the first two episode pages:


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