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14 Random Thoughts On The 4th Of July

07/04/2011 / rodimusprime / 5 Comments

1. There is a portal to an alternate dimension in my dryer. It’s where my socks disappear to.

2. The Backstreet Boys and New Kids on the Block had a concert in Canada. How long can they still be called Kids and Boys? At this point isnâ€™t more like â€œThe Creepy Guys on the Blockâ€ or â€œBackstreet Fellowsâ€?

3. If Iâ€™m ever stuck in my seat belt in an upside down car with gasoline flowing from my severed fuel line as sparks threaten to ignite the gas and burn me alive I think my last thought will be â€œgreat, Iâ€™m going to die in a fucking bad movie clichÃ©.â€

4. I think people just like being in relationships so they can have someone nice to think about when they hear love songs.

5. How disappointed were gay men when they first heard the rapper â€œFabolousâ€?

6. You think Calvin owns that McDonaldâ€™s yet?

7. People hate Lebron so much right now that Iâ€™m waiting for him to release his long form birth certificate at his next press conference.

8. I hate when there are paper towels on the bathroom floor like someone wiped their hands and made it rain napkins.

9. Degrees are over rated. Why else would it take 425 of them to bake a pizza in under a half hour? Fuck school.

10. If you want to see Alexis Texas fuck a black dude just adjust the tint on your TV.

11. I’m pretty sure Victoria’s Secret was that she’s a hoe.

12. Iâ€™m totally against group think and peer pressure. Unless you guys are for it. Then in that case itâ€™s cool with me. Please like me.

13. I donâ€™t think people are racist. I just think the presence of a black person is a great reminder to remotely arm your car alarm system.

14. If you’re ever trying to sneak into a house and murder a family remember every time God closes are door he opens a window.

185: Nerds Are Like Progressives

07/04/2011 / rodimusprime / 1 Comment

Rod and Karen are joined by Morgan P Campbell where the P stands for pimping and Rashanii to discuss liberal churches, marriage equality, morning people at work, not speaking at work, podcast happy place, horror movies, talking back to cops, planking, nerd rage, granny bacon, raping in broad daylight, Shaunie, sexy cafes, sheep sex, rent burning, cray cray in ventilation, exposing to a wedding, breast milk murder, helmet laws and sword robbery.

Intro: 60901 – TiRon
Outro: The Change – Noreaga

Twitter: @rodimusprime @SayDatAgain @morganpcampbell @rashanii
Email: theblackguywhotips@gmail.com
Blog: www.theblackguywhotips.com
Voice Mail: 704-557-0186

Morgan’s Website: http://allballsdontbounce.com/
Rashanii’s Website: http://www.rashanii.podbean.com & http://www.wouldyoukindly.com

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Podcast (archive): Play in new window | Download (Duration: 2:31:07 — 34.6MB)

184: Arizona? Yep… still racist

07/02/2011 / rodimusprime / 1 Comment

Rod and Karen respond to listener feedback.

Intro: Transylvania – Tyler The Creator
Outro: Bittersweet – Kanye West

Twitter: @rodimusprime @SayDatAgain
Email: theblackguywhotips@gmail.com
Blog: www.theblackguywhotips.com
Voice Mail: 704-557-0186

Podcast (archive): Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:12:16 — 16.5MB)

183: Token Negro Highlander

06/30/2011 / rodimusprime / 2 Comments

Rod and Karen are joined by Elon James White and L Joy Williams (Political Strategist) to discuss sword ownership, 2012 DNC, KATG, Batman’s political affiliation, political marriages, vocabulacious attackers, Peter Parker, Static Shock, Gay marriage, Obama’s liberalism, Elon’s polygamy, female politicians, killing zombie Michael Jackson, token negro highlander, the BET Awards, Chris Hansen, breast milk arrest, charging cellphone, beer run cop chase, sword through wall, moth in the ear, grandpa and the dog, sword road rage and gay softball cheating.

Intro: The Player Way – Ma$e
Outro: You Got Me – Diggy Simmons

Twitter: @rodimusprime @SayDatAgain @ljoywilliams @elonjames
Email: theblackguywhotips@gmail.com
Blog: www.theblackguywhotips.com
Voice Mail: 704-557-0186

Elon’s Website: http://bccostudios.com/

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Podcast (archive): Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:32:54 — 21.3MB)

182: Girl Talk

06/27/2011 / rodimusprime / 0 Comments

Rod and Karen are joined by Jae and Shirley to discuss fire alarms, starting fires, melting Barbie, stockings, the hot hostess, hating Apple, old people and technology, Tyrese must die, birds in the morning, gay bridal showers, the race card, And 1 narrator, dumb DUI, scalded to death, psychic credit check, pot toss, sex toy in the mall, homeless crackhead, dying at a funeral, rap video evidence, robbing dollar store twice, cyberstalking students, graduation dress code, child support mix up, sex under my roof and sword ratchetness.

Intro: Cross The Border – Philly’s Most Wanted
Outro: Watch Me – Little Brother

Twitter: @rodimusprime @SayDatAgain
Email: theblackguywhotips@gmail.com
Blog: www.theblackguywhotips.com
Voice Mail: 704-557-0186

Sponsor:
www.shadowdogproductions.com
And they’re on Twitter: @ShadowDogProd